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Covenant fantasy casting.
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:05 am
by firelion
If you could have any actors from any eras,who would they be?Example since I first saw Twister,my mental image of Linden has been Helen Hunt-although I believe she is too old now for the part.What about a younger Clint Eastwood or Lliam Neeson as Covenant?Bruce Lee as Bannor etc.Alec Guiness as Lord Mhoram.Brando as Trell.
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:02 am
by amanibhavam
Is there any reason to start a new thread on this?
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:17 am
by Avatar
Probably not, but there's no harm done I think, especially in the way that the question was phrased.
BTW, Obi-Wan was Alec Guiness, dead now, alas.
--A
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:04 am
by variol son
I think what firelion is saying is that lets pretend that he isn't: that we can have any actor at any stage during their career. Like Alec Guiness when he was not dead, or Helen Hunt when she was younger.
Sum sui generis
Vs
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:05 am
by firelion
Nail on the head.
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:54 am
by Avatar

If you're directing that at me Vs, I guessed that, and if at amanibhavam, that's what I meant when I mentioned how the question was phrased.
--A
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:59 pm
by marshm
Any actor, any time?
Lon Chaney Jr. as TC
or
Jack Nicholson as TC
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:49 pm
by drew
Andre the Giant as Foamfollower!!!
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:20 pm
by Warmark Jay
Jimmy Stewart as Covenant?
"Why, Lord Foul, you're nothing but a warped, frustrated old man!"
Edward G. Robinson as Foul?
"Where's your white gold NOW?"
Moe, Larry, and Curly as the Giant-Ravers?
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:28 pm
by Scorn the Terrible
The Three Stooges wouldn't work very well as Ravers; in order to do physical comedy, you have to have physical bodies.
And as far as I'm concerned, Tim Curry's voice, suitably deepened of course, would be perfect for our dear Lord Foul.
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:56 pm
by ur-bane
Ah!!! Lord Foul with a British accent.
"I say, old man, would you like some crumpets with your tea? Hurry along now, we've got a Ritual to complete."
Oh no! I just pictured Lord Foul in the fire wearing way too much makeup and a leather teddy.
"How do you do? I...
See you've met my ...
Faithful Handyman.
He's just a little brought down because...
when you knocked....
he thought you were the...candy-ring man."
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:56 pm
by Scorn the Terrible
Lord Foul: Let's break the Arch of Timewarp a-gaaaaaaaaain!
Drool Rockworm: Just a step to the left. AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIIIIIIIIGHT!
Mhoram: Lord Foul seems... somewhat changed, Ur-Lord.
Covenant: It's a trick! Dammit, can't you understand that Foul wants you to believe that? Hell and blood! Hellfire! Don't touch me!
Ur-vile: *Roynish sounds. And honking, for some strange reason.*
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:23 pm
by CovenantJr
ur-bane wrote:Ah!!! Lord Foul with a British accent.
"I say, old man, would you like some crumpets with your tea? Hurry along now, we've got a Ritual to complete."
Foul could only ever be British. No-one can be that dastardly while sounding like a redneck.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:29 pm
by Cail
Oh come on, Larry the Cable Guy would be a perfect Foul.
"C'mon Kevin, you ready to git 'er done?"
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:13 pm
by ur-bane
Cail wrote:Oh come on, Larry the Cable Guy would be a perfect Foul.
"C'mon Kevin, you ready to git 'er done?"
ROFLMAO!!!!
I needed that.
Jeff Foxworthy would work, too.
"You know you're a groveler when your white gold is the suds on top of your beer."
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:06 pm
by wayfriend
There's a new thread in this somewhere ...
[drawl]
If you have ever barbequed Spam on a bowl of graveling ... you may be a red-neck.
If you have been too drunk to eat aliantha ... you may be a red-neck.
[/drawl]
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:19 pm
by Cail
I think having Ron White in the movie would be a good thing too....
"Where will Kevin's Lore take us?"
"All the way to the Desecration."
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:26 pm
by Warmark Jay
Graham Chapman as TC; John Cleese as Foamfollower; Eric Idle as Sir Robrinn (the Cowardly Bloodguard).
"Monty Python and the Power That Preserves"
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:14 am
by Scorn the Terrible
Lord Foxworthy the Despiser: You know you're a redneck when you visit your daughter, the High Lord, looking for a girlfriend.
Ron White-Gold Wielder: They call me "'Tater Salad... the Unbeliever".
Bannor the Cable Guy: Git 'er done... because we suffice.
Bill Engvain: *Hands out signs and just sort of stands there.*
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:32 am
by firelion
Oh **** yall(lapsing into southern English)had to go and twist and pervert my sweet little topic

I feel like torturing all of you with the comfy chair,only to follow with the soft pillows!Ron White would just consume mass quantities of Diamond Draught and end up sleeping all the time.By the way what is this,some kind of Spanish inquisition?
