Forget making TCTC! Make KW the Movie!

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Forget making TCTC! Make KW the Movie!

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And here is the plot:

Avatar starts an air travel company, funding for the construction of ultra-light planes made of hemp. The company is called 'Do You Want to Get High in the Sky?" To inaugurate the company's first flight from South Africa to New Mexico, Avatar flies many watchers from all over Europe to a SRD convention. Along the way, one of the engines catches alight and so everyone gets stoned. When they wake up, they have crashlanded on a island inhabited by cannibals - cannibals serving Hierachy.

Meanwhile, in NM, Danlo is mistaken for Burt Reynolds and forced to act in a movie - but the real Reynolds is on the way, and it is up to Fist and Faith, Damelon, Furls and Jay to prevent Reynolds from reaching the set!
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What are you smoking, and can you ship some international?

Which movie? Dukes of Hazzard? Is Danlo gonna be Boss Hogg?
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Cannibals serving Hierachy? Must be R-rated territory. :wink:
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(Is Hierachy the Cannibal King, or the Cannibal à la King?)

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, ChoChiyo, Creator, and Myste find that during a marathon game of Scrabble, every single word somehow contributes to an anagram of a Watcher's name. When "Roast Mélé" finally appears, Cho rushes off in a scattering of tiles to rescue Loremaster from a pitched battle with the Cannibals.
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At the end of every scene will someone try to guess the characters who will be in the next scene?-jay
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Alynna Lis Eachann wrote:Which movie? Dukes of Hazzard?
Wasn't I already in that one ?
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Myste wrote:(Is Hierachy the Cannibal King, or the Cannibal à la King?)

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, ChoChiyo, Creator, and Myste find that during a marathon game of Scrabble, every single word somehow contributes to an anagram of a Watcher's name. When "Roast Mélé" finally appears, Cho rushes off in a scattering of tiles to rescue Loremaster from a pitched battle with the Cannibals.
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kevinswatch wrote:At the end of every scene will someone try to guess the characters who will be in the next scene?-jay
And will there be constant repetition of a letter... perhaps Q?
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I'm sorry, but I don't find Lonnie Anderson or Dolly Parton attractive (or Dinah Shore either, for that matter.. :roll: ). However to be mistaken in acting in proximity to Marilu Henner, Demi Moore and Julianne Moore...hmmm! :twisted:
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What about Shania Twain? Her acting debut?
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She's acting with Reynolds? Dang I'm out of the loop! :wink: (and stop it you dog! you know how hot I think Shania is--if I get too exicted on my job there could be a lawsuit! :P )
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danlo wrote:She's acting with Reynolds? Dang I'm out of the loop! :wink: (and stop it you dog! you know how hot I think Shania is--if I get too exicted on my job there could be a lawsuit! :P )
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Where is the scene with Fist and Faith's legs? :mrgreen:
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Re: Forget making TCTC! Make KW the Movie!

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Loremaster wrote:Avatar starts an air travel company, funding for the construction of ultra-light planes made of hemp. The company is called 'Do You Want to Get High in the Sky?" To inaugurate the company's first flight from South Africa to New Mexico, Avatar flies many watchers from all over Europe to a SRD convention.
:haha: :haha: :haha:

How did I miss this one? I love it. And "Roast Mele"...Priceless. :D

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As long as I get to walk through a hospital whistling that freaky tune from Kill Bill.

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I am not Joan wrote:Where is the scene with Fist and Faith's legs? :mrgreen:
That scene had to be cut to avoid the NC-17 rating.
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