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Foultars
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:29 pm
by Worm of Despite
In the name of crass exploitation, I have decided to take the fresh ideas of others and make stale, uninspiring parodies. I present:
FOULTARS!!!*%$#\@
You have a choice of either Ted Danson or Tony Danza. Here's a sample:
To receive a custom Foultar, please PM me.
Disclaimer: Expect your foultar within 6 to 8 weeks. I require a down payment of 600,000 WGD and a Foul Duck. Final payment requires a monthly deposit of your eternal soul, as well as 10 buckets of happiness.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:36 pm
by dANdeLION
You know, I thought about doing a "dANtars" thread, but fortunately, I had the class not to actually do it.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:37 pm
by Worm of Despite
I admire your strength, dAN.
Foultar purchasers: if you want to further customize your Foultar, I can add a quirky catchphrase, but it can only be either “The 80s never ended!” or “The butler did it.”
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:39 pm
by hierachy
I would ask for a Foultar, but I am too scared of refusal; I don't think I can take something like that again.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:40 pm
by dANdeLION
Really? Then you probably don't want to hear that even if I were to do dANetars, I would refuse to do yours.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:51 pm
by Nathan
I agree, we should all tar foul.
I'll bring the feathers!
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:11 pm
by Lord Fowl
I'll bring the hot tar!
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:10 pm
by ur-bane
Welcome to the Watch Lord Fowl.....I would have thought you would bring the feathers.
Oh boy.. I hope I don't get the posting confused between Lord Fo
ul and Fo
wl. Just in case...I have an avatar for you.......
image from: www.aggieland.com
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:48 pm
by hierachy
Lord Foul and Lord Fowl are the same person.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:53 pm
by Fangthane the Render
no they're not!
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:21 pm
by Worm of Despite
Fangthane the Render wrote: no they're not!
Mwa ha ha ha ha!! HAHA HAHAHA
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:30 pm
by Myste
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:22 am
by Edge
Yes, but - if Avatar started doing custom avatars... what would he call them?
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:21 am
by Nathan
tartars perhaps?
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:44 am
by ur-bane
Can I have some seafood with my tartar?
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:00 pm
by hierachy
Avalest's avatars would face the same problem. Luckily I am not him...
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:01 pm
by Thomas Covenant
Fangthane the Render wrote: no they're not!
Hellfire!
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:03 pm
by danlo
(I find that funny for some reason, TC
)
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:35 pm
by Alynna Lis Eachann
Ignore this place for two days, and look at the trouble you people get into...
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:45 pm
by dANdeLION
If I had a foultar, it would look like this:
