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I got a child support check!!! If that isn't proof, I don't know what is! I think I might just be ok!

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Funniest post today...

...Just Okay???...what happened? did a Govenor take Custody of You? Whats wrong with Your parents? Who is your CongressPerson and how did you get him/her to intervene in your behalf?..Enquiring Minds need to know!...tell me where you are at and I'll have a TV crew over in minutes!
...Wonderful Timing..I hope all does work out for you and yours...MEL

I am glad to hear that. Good that something is going right for you right now.

O.K. with this line of logic I wonder:What did I do to merit my 90lb black lab Marcie taking a huge dump right in front of my refrigerator last night?2 years-never went in the house-but last night,well a 90lb dog can make a big pile of poo(very unpleasent to discover at 5 a.m.)why God? why?

Ah, Firelion- I have an 85 lb lab, and am in complete sympathy, for I too know how large that poo pile can be.

Excellent news SoulQuest! Hope all continues to break your way!

firelion wrote:O.K. with this line of logic I wonder:What did I do to merit my 90lb black lab Marcie taking a huge dump right in front of my refrigerator last night?2 years-never went in the house-but last night,well a 90lb dog can make a big pile of poo(very unpleasent to discover at 5 a.m.)why God? why?

Well, since dog is god backward your dog was giving you a sign that since his poo exists therefore God exists.

Well, since dog is god backward your dog was giving you a sign that since his poo exists therefore God exists.

"I refuse to prove I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing."

"Ah-Ha!" says man, "The babel-fish proves that you exist, so therefore you don't, q.e.d"

"Oh," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and disappears in a puff of logic.....

For an encore, man goes on to prove that black is white and promptly gets killed at the next zebra crossing.

Not that that has anything to do with the conversation, I just always think of this when I hear about proof of God's existence. Now, hugs and kisses (and 1000 WGD's) to the first person who tells me who said it...... How do I transfer those things anyway?

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Great news Soulquest!

I have two big dogs. Two dogs does not mean poo X 2. It becomes a competition, so the poo increases exponentially. Don't even get me started about the time one of them swallowed 25 feet of yarn....

...yes, rite out of Hitchikers Guide,,,,i should re-read that classic...and ummm..Every nite I am amazed by how diligently my Bubba goes about checking his p-mail,,but Cail,,thats one thread I don't think I want to see...........MEL

firelion wrote:O.K. with this line of logic I wonder:What did I do to merit my 90lb black lab Marcie taking a huge dump right in front of my refrigerator last night?2 years-never went in the house-but last night,well a 90lb dog can make a big pile of poo(very unpleasent to discover at 5 a.m.)why God? why?

Kymbierlee wrote:Ah, Firelion- I have an 85 lb lab, and am in complete sympathy, for I too know how large that poo pile can be.

God tells me it's all a question of positive mental approach. She assures me that with a pencil, a little bit of paper and some sticky tape you could make a little flag to put in the top of the aforementioned mound. No longer would your dog have to feel embarassed, indeed this would be a positive boon to canine self esteem.

And what a great talking point for when you have visitors. Praise be !

Cail wrote:I have two big dogs. Two dogs does not mean poo X 2. It becomes a competition, so the poo increases exponentially. Don't even get me started about the time one of them swallowed 25 feet of yarn....

Oh, go on ! That sounds like the sort of story that just has to be told ! You tell that and I'll relate something really disgusting that happened to me when my daughter was still in nappies.

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Cail wrote:I have two big dogs. Two dogs does not mean poo X 2. It becomes a competition, so the poo increases exponentially. Don't even get me started about the time one of them swallowed 25 feet of yarn....

Oh, go on ! That sounds like the sort of story that just has to be told ! You tell that and I'll relate something really disgusting that happened to me when my daughter was still in nappies.

Let's just say it's a true testament to the love I have for my dogs, and the trust they have for me, when you've got to manually assist in the removal of 20-some feet of yarn from your dog's rectum and lower intestine. I ruined a perfectly good set of gloves.

our dog is a Catahoula hound.
www.sec.state.la.us/around/facts/facts-E.htm

he unfortunately suffers from severe seperation anxiety. he also hates children, intensely. and he is horrible around strangers. he in fact loves only me and my wife, intensely and with great jealousy. if my wif and I are kissing he tries to get between us and seperate us to get the love and attention. and he loves food more than life. the best? he came inside and started retching, I got up to let him out and he vomited a squirrel tail, about 6 inches long. I of course had to clean this wonderful thing. he brought home a duck once, his first 'kill.' he broke the duck's neck but hadn't killed the poor thing, I had to finish the duck off, twisting his head all the way around. I through it on the firepile and my dog ate roast duck that night. our last day at the old house he brang a chicken to my wife. this time the bird was dead.

OK- Hugs and kisses and 1000 WGD's to Brinn. Brinn- if you don't get them in the next few minutes- pm me- I'm not quite sure how to transfer them.....

OK, I'm an idiot. Since I'm not a mod, I can't transfer WGD's. Fist, however, in his infinite wonderfulness, is going to cover me. Any future trivia questions will have to be paid in virtual hugs and kisses only!

SoulQuest, glad things are going well. Take it easy,

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