Kevin's Watch

There was a Giant, Foamfollower
Always gay and seldom sober
When he met an Elohim
On the mouth he kissed him
And lower, and lower, and lower, and lower...

There was our hero, Covenant,
Always ready for a rant
But when he saw a Giant-girl
Through the night he occupied her
Fornicating like an ant...


Feel free to contribute... >:)

And this Hile Troy, oh, he was good,
Defended the Land as much as he could
But at the end the poor chump
Ended like a charred stump
And was chopped up for firewood...

The fine lady, First of the Search,
Gossamer her name was from birth,
It was the day of her life,
When Pitchwife took her as wife
And did her whenever felt the urge...

The mighty Giant, Honninscrave,
Grim and dark, just like a cave,
But when he saw a Giantess
He was up to a fine mess
'cause he did not know how to behave...

Blessed with health-sense, Linden Avery
Made a new Staff of Law bravely
Oh, but she really loved
Another kind of staff
And she wielded it nightly, daily...

Poor, poor Seadreamer, the Cable,
He was as mute as a dinner table
But on hot Giantish nights
In those naughty bed-fights
Oh, then, then he was able...

Lord Mhoram, with his hawk-like nose
Had bravery in a healthy dose
But on those lonely nights in his room
When the Keep oppressed him like a gloom
He felt, he could f*** a hose...

Poor bereft Hamako, he cried much
That he couldn't be satisfied as such
Then he went among the arguleh
And without much arguing
Returned with a croyel on his crotch...

Oh, miserable dharmashetra Waynhim
Got Stoned, and lo! dukkha they called him
But he felt again hale
And strong as a whale
When High Lord Elena knelt before him...

Gads, you people are sick...
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Ok, here's one:

A mysterious black creature named Vain,
To many he was a silent pain.
Many necks did he snap,
And vertebrae collapse,
All who saw him were amazed.

But a secret did he keep inside,
A sexual desire for Linden. Oh my!
In her name he would kill,
And much blood did he spill,
'Cause he was horny as a college guy.

Through lust was borne his devotion,
But frustration was his only emotion,
For as perfect as he was made,
One thing was he was not gave,
Nothing netween his legs to fulfill that notion.

great, go on...

TC to Saltheart: 'Oh, I am sick.
I desire to learn your trick
to remain healthy,
not be at diseases mercy,
and how to enlarge my pride!'

Usivius wrote:Gads, you people are sick...

you people? hes the only other one in this thread!!

Keep not ill men company, lest you increase the number.

Here's a soft one:


Fair Findail of the Elohim race
has long withstood his opponent’s grace
but touching Vain
his stand was in vain:
they melted in fiery embrace.

THERE ONCE WAS A GIANT FROM NANTUCKET...

No? Okay. How about...

Young Lena was a maiden fair
With honey-gold locks of fine silken hair
And then came a leper
Who swiftly bereft her
And left her cold and bare!


...I am so going to hell for that one. One of the Seven, anyway. I wonder if a-Jeroth likes poetry?

Lord Foul: Indeed, I do! Roses were red, violets were blue, I corrupted the Bloodguard, and the Earthpower too!
Foamfollower: Ha-ha! That's a good one!
Lord Foul: *Reverts to a fetus and disappears.*
Covenant: *Victory dance.*

There once was a leper called Thomas
To whom Mhoram cried out, "Please balm us!"
He gave them a hand
And departed the Land,
Saying, "I'll be back for it later, I promise!"

There once was a Cavewight named Dave...

*bah* I'm no good at this

ill do the next line for you

who lost a fight with stave

There once was a Cavewight named Dave
who lost a fight with Stave

In exchange for his life,
Stave took him as wife,
And the Master has now gained a slave.

Oh Earthpower! What a boon
Made Esmer crazy as a loon
With Linden by his side
and the Staff, to save his hide
Lord Foul will see his doom!