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Ha ha ha ha ha!!
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:30 am
by Worm of Despite
Not only did he manage to ravage our childhood memories of Star Wars, BUT:
Jar Jar Binks, standing in for Senator Amidala, puts forth the motion that gives Palpatine supreme powers. This means that Jar Jar, the most hated character in the Star Wars canon, is indirectly responsible for the fall of the Old Republic and the near-annihilation of the Jedi order.
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:31 am
by Loredoctor
LOL!
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:05 am
by firelion
Jar Jar
Freakin idiot!I hope in twenty years when they come out with episodes 1-3 special editions they edit his stupid a$$ out.Weesa wouldsa likesa that and weesa gonesa pullsa Jar Jars earsa offsa hissa stupid headsa ifsa heesa saysa something that endsa in the syllable "sa" again.
WAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA WAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:37 am
by Alynna Lis Eachann
ROTFLMAO!
You know, that's the kind of plot development one would have expected from Douglas Adams, not George Lucas.
Only with Adams, these things were supposed to be funny.
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:58 am
by dennisrwood
Lucas makes such cool villains, then kills them off immediately. and the Ewoks and Jarr Jar live on forever,
Re: Ha ha ha ha ha!!
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:28 am
by dlbpharmd
Lord Foul wrote:Not only did he manage to ravage our childhood memories of Star Wars, BUT:
Jar Jar Binks, standing in for Senator Amidala, puts forth the motion that gives Palpatine supreme powers. This means that Jar Jar, the most hated character in the Star Wars canon, is indirectly responsible for the fall of the Old Republic and the near-annihilation of the Jedi order.
When faced with criticism of Jar Jar soon after Episode I, Lucas said something like "Jar Jar is very important, and you all see why in the next movie." What a joke.
When I saw Episode II (midnight showing, May 2002 in Memphis TN) everytime Jar Jar was on screen the crowd would boo and hiss. You have to figure that the entire theater was full of Star Wars geeks (yours truly excluded of course) and they all still hate him. This time around if Jar Jar has even 1 line in Episode III - I mean, if he just has a cameo, is only on screeen for 1 second - the whole theater will probably barf.
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:14 pm
by matrixman
dennisrwood wrote:Lucas makes such cool villains, then kills them off immediately. and the Ewoks and Jarr Jar live on forever,
That is so painfully true. That's the
real imbalance in the Force.
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:18 pm
by Fist and Faith
dlb, he is in the book for about a second. We'll see how the audience handles it!
Hey, listen, Jar Jar was manipulated to put forth that motion by Palpatine, just as Amidala was manipulated to agree to it. Not that I'm defending the most idiotic character in the SW universe, I'm just saying...
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:24 pm
by Lord Mhoram
Haha that's great Fist.
Jar Jar sucks so much ass. This just reinforces that.
God, I hope Lucas did this at least somewhat tongue-in-cheek...for his sake...
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:29 pm
by Worm of Despite
Lord Mhoram wrote:Jar Jar sucks so much ass.
I don't know why, but that made my laugh so hard when I read it!
Lucas has stated that instead of Obi-Wan, it will be Jar Jar that's going to injure Anakin in Episode III. Apparently, Jar Jar commits one of his stupid accidents, and something falls on Anakin, and thus he is forced to wear his "life support" suit. A bitter Anakin turns to the Dark Side, all because of Jar Jar. Genius!
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:50 pm
by Lord Mhoram
Foul,
Lord Mhoram wrote:Jar Jar sucks so much ass.
I don't know why, but that made my laugh so hard when I read it!
Lucas has stated that instead of Obi-Wan, it will be Jar Jar that's going to injure Anakin in Episode III. Apparently, Jar Jar commits one of his stupid accidents, and something falls on Anakin, and thus he is forced to wear his "life support" suit. A bitter Anakin turns to the Dark Side, all because of Jar Jar. Genius!
lmao
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:01 pm
by Worm of Despite
It would be hilarious, though, to see the reaction of fans if Jar Jar accidentally got Mace Windu killed or something. All that buildup for Mace's character to have a cool death and Jar Jar does something stupid. Lucas would be flayed, I think, heh.
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:06 pm
by Lord Mhoram
Jar Jar Binks represents everything bad about the prequels.
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:29 pm
by Warmark
Lord Mhoram wrote:Jar Jar Binks represents everything bad about the prequels.
that about sums him up really
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 12:14 pm
by Revan
Come on, I know, deep down, you all love him and think he's the greatest character in Star Wars history...
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 9:22 pm
by Encryptic
Darth Revan wrote:Come on, I know, deep down, you all love him and think he's the greatest character in Star Wars history...
Somehow, I doubt anyone's going to come out of the closet in that regard.
