Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2005 4:59 am**

I suggest checking out the other funny areas of this site, especially the "Born Twice" section. And the "Fruitcake Zone" is as much disturbing as it is funny.

Some of you may see this site as an attack on or a debasement of Christianity, but I don't think that is the case. But, I'll let you decide for yourself. If anyone objects to my linking to this site, please let me know and I will remove the link (or I may simply ask the Mods to delete this thread altogether). Thank you.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2005 5:20 pm**

I pray thou shalt be whipped with a thousand scorpions, O ye offspring of a squashed cockroach!

Take heed, thou armpit of Satan, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!

Oh, my Goddess, MM- this is killing me!

ROFLMAO!

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2005 7:59 pm**

O that thou wouldest be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, O thou lazy Babylonian!

Thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye plaything of Beelzebub!

Take heed, O ye discourager of the brethren, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2005 6:34 am**

--A

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 9:25 pm**

Listen, thou exceedingly foolish virgin, for you will be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts!

Thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou discourager of the brethren!

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 10:16 pm**

Behold, thou shalt be kicked by an incontinent camel, O thou whose name is but dung!

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2005 5:28 am**

Hey, nice to see you're all amused by this thing...

Posted: **Sat May 28, 2005 7:41 am**

Behold, thou shalt accidentally insult Goliath, O ye who art a byword for idiocy!

This site amuses me to no end *grin*

Kevin's Watch

Biblical Curse Generator & other fun

Biblical Curse Generator & other fun