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Sports that are not really sports at all

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 3:49 pm
by Reisheiruhime
Such as combining one frisbee and the pool. Or, a volleyball and the pool.

Or, my favourite, flicking rubber bands at someone until they get so annoyed at you that they take up the ceremonial rubber band and flick you back. It's good to have many rubber bands handy, just in case some break, or get lost, or end up being eaten when someone does a bad flick.

(As you can see, I'm very, very, very bored. :roll: )

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 3:52 pm
by onewyteduck
Rubberbands. The really great thing about rubberbands is you can take a bag of them (the loose kind, you don't really want to INJURE anybody) and take them with you to concerts. Then when those annoying yahoos in front of you won't sit down, you hit 'em with a rubberband. They never figure out where it came from and it works like a charm. :twisted:

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 3:58 pm
by danlo
I beg to differ on frisbee, maybe not a sport, but alot of people play frisbee golf. Frisbee football is tons of fun and really is a sport. Ultimate frisbee is an incredibly demanding sport--it's one I've always avoided, like Rugby and running--too much work!!! :x 8)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:42 am
by Reisheiruhime
I think I saw someone trying to jog, do yoga, and do aerobics all at the same time. :screwy: Weird...

Never try to catch a rubberband in your mouth. They aren't tasty. :? 8O

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:49 pm
by Usivius
I think your post may be referring to stuff like figure skating or dance-gymnastics, or stuff like that... (yuck)

To me, a sport is basically any physical game/activity that can be objectively measured (a total of goals is scored, a jump is measured, etc.). And, yes, bowling could be called a sport by this definition :roll:
:lol:

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:44 pm
by Stave
Figure skating and dance gymnastics can be somewhat measured. I think that sports like those or cheerleading are only a sport when they are competitive though. Just doing it for presentation doesnt count. As for rubberbands they are really good on roller coasters. Also, they make a great fire starter. The little suckers burn for forever.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:04 pm
by Fist and Faith
Stave wrote:Also, they make a great fire starter. The little suckers burn for forever.
Damn! That's good to know! And if you have contests to see who can make the longest-burning rubber band, you might, by Usivius' definition, even have a sport!

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:03 am
by sgt.null
is curling a sport?

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:45 pm
by ur-bane
I think that maybe, yes, it is considered a sport.

Dictionary.com defines sports as follows:
Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.
By that definition, my beer drinking can sometimes be considered a sport. 8O :D ;)

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:09 pm
by Cail
ur-bane wrote:I think that maybe, yes, it is considered a sport.

Dictionary.com defines sports as follows:
Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.
By that definition, my beer drinking can sometimes be considered a sport. 8O :D ;)
And I play to lose!

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:27 pm
by Menolly
While figure skating, rhythmic gymnastics, cheerleading, and ballroom dancing may all be debated as to whether or not they are a sport, you do have to admit those who perform in those areas are all athletes.

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:47 pm
by Man on Mowgli
Menolly wrote:While figure skating, rhythmic gymnastics, cheerleading, and ballroom dancing may all be debated as to whether or not they are a sport, you do have to admit those who perform in those areas are all athletes.
They wouldn't be debated for long. I admit you have to be fit to do them but that doesn't make it a sport

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:03 am
by Menolly
Man on Mowgli wrote:
Menolly wrote:While figure skating, rhythmic gymnastics, cheerleading, and ballroom dancing may all be debated as to whether or not they are a sport, you do have to admit those who perform in those areas are all athletes.
They wouldn't be debated for long. I admit you have to be fit to do them but that doesn't make it a sport
ur-bane wrote:Dictionary.com defines sports as follows:
Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.
Stave wrote:Figure skating and dance gymnastics can be somewhat measured. I think that sports like those or cheerleading are only a sport when they are competitive though. Just doing it for presentation doesnt count.
What Stave said.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:52 pm
by Nav
Is darts a sport? If so then it's played by some of the fattest athletes in the world.

What about martial arts? Most martial artists would be loathe to describe their art as a sport, but some (Judo, Tae Kwon Do) have enough rules to make them sports.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:13 pm
by Warmark
I enjoy darts, although i wouldnt say its a sport.
( and im not fat; ;) )

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:07 pm
by Menolly
Nav wrote:What about martial arts? Most martial artists would be loathe to describe their art as a sport, but some (Judo, Tae Kwon Do) have enough rules to make them sports.
Hmm...

I competed in karate-do (took a silver in weapons for my age group) at the Florida Sunshine State Games, a sporting event, several years ago...

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:59 pm
by Usivius
Yes, CURLING IS A SPORT!

Sorry, just finished watching a tourney here where the winners will be representing us (Canada) in Italy this Olympics... Great matches! (no snickering please...) ;)

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:47 pm
by sgt.null
you crazy canadians! www.curling.ca/



and for us Americans...
www.skti.org/games/jarts.html

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:27 pm
by Nav
Just try not to get beaten by a crack team of Scottish part-timers this year!

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:25 pm
by sgt.null
Nav wrote:Just try not to get beaten by a crack team of Scottish part-timers this year!
I had no idea crack was a problem in Scotland.