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Aliens- the Leaders of the Government as We Know It
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:07 pm
by Reisheiruhime
Cool. Heh. Aliens rule the U.S.A., and I'll scream it from the rooftops till the day that I die. Oh, and teflon came from the Roswell incident.
Re: Aliens- the Leaders of the Government as We Know It
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:24 pm
by Menolly
Turi Shepherd wrote:Oh, and teflon came from the Roswell incident.
I thought it was Velcro that came from the Roswell incident?
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:51 pm
by Cheval
No, it was Mylar balloons that came from Roswell,
Velcro came from MiB, and
Teflon was invented by some slick dude.
But aliens DO run the U.S. Goverment.
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:48 am
by danlo
I thought Reagan invented teflon!?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:30 am
by Menolly
No, no, no...
The only US politician involved with inventing is Al Gore with the internet.
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:02 am
by Alynna Lis Eachann
Ha! Now
there's a conspiracy... of the media. As far as I am aware, Gore said that as a joke at a high-brow press party. Everybody seems to conveniently forget this when they repeat it. Perhaps some spritely journalist accidentally failed to put it in the proper context.
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:07 am
by danlo
(...that's right Thomas Jefferson never invented anything!
well he
was a freemason and we know all about those associated conspiracies
)
Well Reagan was called the "teflon" President--only goes to show that aliens make bad actors!
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:40 am
by Menolly
Oh that is true! And, I even toured Monticello.
:::bad Pam. bad, bad Pam:::
Re: Aliens- the Leaders of the Government as We Know It
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:19 am
by Avatar
Turi Shepherd wrote:Cool. Heh. Aliens rule the U.S.A., and I'll scream it from the rooftops till the day that I die. Oh, and teflon came from the Roswell incident.
Coming from a self-confessed Raver-Alien-Squirrel (hope I got that right Turi
), I'm not about to take it at face value.
--Avatar
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:50 am
by Sunbaneglasses
That would explain W's butchery of the English language-Englsh being his second language and Abuut'tokiven his native tounge.
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:45 am
by Loredoctor
There are no aliens; the whole abduction story is the biggest sham in history.
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:48 am
by Avatar
...the strange implant in the medulla oblongata compelled him to say...
--A
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:41 am
by Loredoctor
LOL!
No, the psychic worms on Jupiter told me this. Now, the medulla oblongata doesn't do that . .
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:46 am
by Avatar
--A
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:56 pm
by wayfriend
danlo wrote:Well Reagan was called the "teflon" President
Shouldn't the current president be taking that title away any day now?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:04 pm
by Sunbaneglasses
How about the Astroglide president?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:37 pm
by Edge
Menolly wrote:No, no, no...
The only US politician involved with inventing is Al Gore with the internet.
As a matter of fact, he's just received a Webby award for his pivotal role in the development of the internet:
Nine years ago, the Internet was still pretty much in its infancy. But a lot of people — both well-known names and unsung heroes — have helped shaped the Web to what it is today.
And at the ninth annual international Webby Awards in New York this week, one particular Net figure finally received his due: Former Vice President Al Gore.
Officials at the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences honored Gore with the Webby Lifetime Achievement award in recognition of his pivotal role in the development of the Internet over the last 30 years.
Gore had been skewered during the 2000 presidential campaign for his remarks that suggested he was the Net's creator. But Vinton Cerf, one of the scientists who helped craft the actual Internet architecture, acknowledged that Gore was responsible for crafting important legislation and lending needed political support for "the information superhighway."
The former vice president accepted the award from Cerf. But like other Webby winners, the usually talkative Gore had to limit his acceptance speech to five words or less.
Thus, remarked Gore, "Please don't recount this vote."
And what he originally said, was:
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.
Re: Aliens- the Leaders of the Government as We Know It
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:09 pm
by Reisheiruhime
Avatar wrote:Turi Shepherd wrote:Cool. Heh. Aliens rule the U.S.A., and I'll scream it from the rooftops till the day that I die. Oh, and teflon came from the Roswell incident.
Coming from a self-confessed Raver-Alien-Squirrel (hope I got that right Turi
), I'm not about to take it at face value.
--Avatar
You forgot Pie Goddess, Rabid Sock-Taming Pudding Addict, and the one in charge of the aliens' catering service. But, that's perfectly alright.
I do indeed believe that aliens have "taken control" of select members of Congress and the Supreme Court. Pretty soon, we'll all be falling back into the Aztec tradition of sacfifice to our leaders (who will eventually name themselves our gods) in order to avoid federal prison, which will be re-named Hades, due to the fact that after a year and a day, its occupants will be burned alive, no matter what their crime.
*needs a vacation... the pressures of back to school shopping are getting to her*
Oh, and the aliens rule WalMart too.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 12:34 pm
by danlo
