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The missing thread conspiracy!
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:55 pm
by hierachy
Was my last thread in this forum--as is suggested--deleted by a moderator, or is there a more sinister explanation?
Was my thread, in fact, abducted by aliens?
Discuss.
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:11 pm
by CovenantJr
If your thread turns up pregnant and with no memory, it was abducted by aliens. Or it got very, very drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:22 pm
by Loredoctor
This thread is ga1.
Concerning the missing Thread..
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:57 pm
by lurch
...That there was a missing thread to begin...wait..hold on..yes, Its being reported that a Thread was unsurfaced today by a frustrated warthog situated 7 kilometers southeast of the village UuumBaanwaani near the town of Mongu Zambia. The warthog was taking its aggression out on a mound of elephant dung when it was suprised by what appeared to be a Thread. The warthog was so startled that it left its defenses down for a few and was immediately attacked and devourded by a large male lion. The Lion also noted the Thread,,and after filling its gut with hog,,marked the thread with its spray and took a nap. There you have it. How it got under a pile of elephant dung remains unclear but if its fate was that of suffering as any load of crap would, it couldn't have been more advantagiously situated.....MEL
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:49 pm
by wayfriend
There are those who can read that thread.