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What is your Personality Defect??
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:51 pm
by ChoChiyo
Take the test. Find out.
www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506
Me: Hippie
You are 14% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant. You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie, who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you too love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.
Yay for me!!!!
I love hippies!!!
(These quizzes brought to the watch at the request of Avatar....who may or may not be a hippie. Time will tell.)
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:06 pm
by Lord Mhoram
Robot
You are 57% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:13 pm
by dANdeLION
Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Hippie.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:20 pm
by aTOMiC
Robot
You are 85% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.
WAHOOO!
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:26 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
I'm a Robot.
"In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit."
My wife would agree with this 100%!
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:35 pm
by Worm of Despite
Sociopath
You are 85% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Hippie.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.
OH THANK GOD I DIDN'T GET "EMO KID"!
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:38 pm
by hierachy
"Sociopath
You are 85% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Hippie.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig. "
Yeah, pretty much. Except I like Cho. "To put it less negatively:" I honestly don't see that as negative.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:46 pm
by duchess of malfi
Well, somebody had to get it.
Emo Kid
You are 42% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.
I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Smartass.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:50 pm
by Revan
I've read all the personality types. And there is usually something in there for everyone... I don't think that there is a particular group I belong in, maybe i'm a cross-breed.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:33 pm
by I'm Murrin
Spiteful Loner
You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.
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Unemotional? Hatred of people? Not me.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:09 pm
by MsMary
Who has time to answer all these silly polls?
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:28 pm
by Nathan
Spiteful Loner
You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.
Excellent, I hoped I'd get robot, but that's close enough, and seems to fit in with the way I see myself.
The only thing I disagree with is the suggestion that I'm likely to go on a shooting rampage. That wouldn't be particularly rational, would it? Saying that I feel guilty when I do things wrong, and that I tend to like most of the people I meet doesn't seem to have made a difference to the test's desire to pigeonhole me into one particular group, when something in between would be far more appropriate.
I didn't think the questions were very well asked either, it forced me to pick an extreme when often different answers would apply to different circumstances.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:37 pm
by Worm of Despite
MsMaryMalone wrote:Who has time to answer all these silly polls?
People that take the time to check and then reply to a thread about answering silly polls.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:41 pm
by MsMary
Nathan wrote:I didn't think the questions were very well asked either, it forced me to pick an extreme when often different answers would apply to different circumstances.
That's true of most of these quizzes, which is why I think they have only limited validity.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:44 pm
by Edge
Like the Duchess, I'm an
Emo Kid.
You are 28% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:55 pm
by Sunbaneglasses
What the hey?It says I am a bitch-slap
This is impossible because I don't even have the rocks to call my wife a bitch,much less slap her
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:57 pm
by The Leper Fairy
Hand-Raiser
You are 57% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Brute.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.
It could be worse
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:29 pm
by duchess of malfi
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:33 pm
by ChoChiyo
I'm scared of the Spiteful Loners....
*Shiver*
BUT, with my idealistic hippie personality, I know I can turn them into joyous hippies with enough peace, love, and rock-n-roll.....
Kumba ya, milord, kumba ya....
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:33 pm
by Edge
Hey!
You just made me cry.
