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If Cho Doesn't Marry Me.... (A-B-C Game)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:09 pm
by MrKABC
As you all know, I have been declaring my undying love for ChoChiyo for a while now, and so far have been met with stupefying rejection!
Soooo... here is an amusing (and probably short lived) ABC game to give me ammunition to plead my case to the Cho for her hand in marriage...
IF CHO DOESN'T MARRY ME....
An
Alien
Abduction will occur resulting in
An
Agonizing and
Ass-busting
Anal Probe.
Take it away gang! Help me win Cho's hand!
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:23 am
by onewyteduck
Butterflies with Blue Bellies will Bomb her Birthplace
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:05 am
by Cheval
Creepy Critters will Corrode Mr.KABC's Copper Clubhouse
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:01 am
by onewyteduck
Dumb Dogs will Doo Doo on her Domain
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:20 pm
by dANdeLION
Enraged Elephants Eat Every Easter Egg her mom hid in her front lawn.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:31 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
Flying fragments of freaky festering exploding frogs will fall on her face.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:28 pm
by bossk
Grating geeks gyrate greivously on her grass.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:22 pm
by Cagliostro
Horrible Hounds of Hell hork up ham and blast Hootie while hermaphrodites with hemorrhoids harrass honorable humans.
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:20 am
by onewyteduck
Icky Ichor coated Insects will Invade her house
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:17 am
by ChoChiyo
Just lovely--everything will be JUST LOVELY if I don't marry MrKABC.
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:38 pm
by MrKABC
Killer Klowns from Katmandu will Klobber her on the Kisser...
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:10 pm
by onewyteduck
Leaking Lepers from London will Land on her Lawn
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:46 pm
by Nathan
Monstrous monkeys from Mongolia will mash mouldy marshmallows in her mouth.
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:55 pm
by ChoChiyo
Nothing evil will befall me as long as I stay away from MrABC.
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:08 am
by Nathan
Oh yes it will!
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:46 pm
by ChoChiyo
Nathan wrote:Oh yes it will!
ARe you trying to crawl in my window again? Wasn't that pepper spray convincing enough?
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:41 am
by MrKABC
Parasitic Pantheons will Prance over to her Pad and Punch her in the Puss, then Precariously Perch on her Pearly whites...
(not quite sure what that means but it's a great sounding threat!)
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:34 pm
by Cheval
Quiz show hosts will bombard Cho with meaningless trivia
until her brain turns into jelly making her drool and babble constantly.
(I'll take brain damage for 1000, Alex)
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:36 am
by MrKABC
Roast in hell if she says "no"
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:44 pm
by dANdeLION
Sit on my ass and whine about rejection and childhood abandonment issues.