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The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:23 pm
by dANdeLION
"Captain, sensors indicate a gaseous anomoly in orbit around uranus"
"My wife tells me that all the time, Chekov"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:26 pm
by aTOMiC
"Damn it Jim. I'm Chief Surgeon not a Proctologist!"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:27 pm
by dANdeLION
"If we went by the book, Captain, pennies would be dollars and inches would be feet."
"Yes, Spock. And that would mean I was rich and well-hung."
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:29 pm
by aTOMiC
"Scotty! You've got to get those engines back on line or we're f***ed!"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:32 pm
by dANdeLION
"Jim! Beam me up, Scotty!!"
"Sorry, Doctor, all we have is Romulan Ale and a Budweiser that's about 350 years past it's born-on date"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:39 pm
by aTOMiC
"You have been and ever shall be...wait a second. You haven't been very nice to me at all! Why I oughta...!"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:44 pm
by dANdeLION
"The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many, and the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the few. Therefore, logic clearly indicates the needs of none outweigh the needs of the one."
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:53 pm
by dANdeLION
"HEY! That Vulcan nerve pinch Vulcan hurts, buddy!"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:54 pm
by dANdeLION
"I am one with the universe"
"That ain't what she told me last night, pal"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:54 pm
by aTOMiC
"All hands this is the Captain. From this moment forth you will address me as Lord Kirk! That is all."
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:58 pm
by dANdeLION
"Is that a Thybolyran Dung Beetle in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:00 pm
by dlbpharmd
"Captain, she can't take much more of this! She's about to blow."
"Yes, and don't interrupt her."
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:03 pm
by aTOMiC
"E Pleb Neesta, which loosely translated means eat more cheese."
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:08 pm
by dlbpharmd
"Captain, we're being approached by a ship of unknown but rudimentary design that has minimal weaponry."
"They're charging weapons!"
"Hold on!"
"Our shields are down!"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:10 pm
by aTOMiC
"Captain Dunsel? Captain Dunsel!?! Oh you are so dead! Do you hear me? You miserable son of a..."
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:11 pm
by dANdeLION
"Tribbles is practically chickens!"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:13 pm
by dANdeLION
"By Grapthar's hammer lies Grapthars nails. Go get them for me, will you?"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:14 pm
by dlbpharmd
"Isn't it strange how we all look alike except for the occaisional forehead variations?"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:17 pm
by dANdeLION
"Shut it or I'll go Jedi on your ass!"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:29 pm
by aTOMiC
"Mr. Spock escort our guests to the brig. I hope your stay will be most pleasant, Lord Vader."