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Arnold Schwarzenegger as Lena
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:14 pm
by Nerdanel
As I have a medical condition that prevents me from effectively memorizing actors and evaluating their performances so that I feel highly excluded by this all actor talk, I felt I just had to post this.
(Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of the very few actors I can actually recognize.)
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:26 pm
by Baracka
Um..if you can recognize him, then you would not have chosen him for this role. But it would be funny to see him try. HAHAHA.
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:28 pm
by Baracka
Actually, Arnold Schwarzhnegger in ANY Role would be hilarious.
He could play all the roles.
Arnold as TC.
Arnold as Lord Fould.
Arnold as Lena.
Arnold as Bannor. -That might work.
Arnold as Lord Mhormam.
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:44 pm
by sgt.null
Arnold as Foul would be a hoot
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 12:06 pm
by Warmark
At the end of TPTP - ''I'l' be back''.
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:26 pm
by The Somberlain
TC dealing out Arnie one-liners would be the best thing... ever.
TC: "Nom."
*chaos at Revelstone*
TC: "It's only polite to knock first."
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:44 pm
by Matthias
Ah-nuld...
That would be a TCTC nightmare
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:40 pm
by matrixman
Arnold as Lena? Well...he did play a pregnant man in drag in Junior.
Okay, I'm scaring myself here.
But really, I think Bannor might be more suitable for the big guy: "I suffice to protect your ass, Unbeliever. No girly-man Cavewight's gonna get by me."
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:41 pm
by wayfriend
"I am BANNAH! Diss iss KORRIK! We'ah going to POMP *clap* you OP!"
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:25 pm
by studraver69
Baracka wrote:Arnold as Bannor. -That might work.
I agree.
In my opinion, generally Bannor or "the Bloodguard" are meant to be figurative of ancient Alpine Mercanaries that would serve as body guards for various leaders of Rome or the Holy Roman Empir. . . ,
Austria and Switzerland are not too far off the map from that demographic.
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:42 pm
by Cail
Wayfriend wrote:"I am BANNAH! Diss iss KORRIK! We'ah going to POMP *clap* you OP!"
Ahnuld as Mhoram: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
Ahnuld as Quaan: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Ahnuld as Mhoram: Wrong! Bannah, what is best in life?
Ahnuld as Bannor: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!
Ahnuld as Mhoram: That is good.
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:35 pm
by lucimay
yes...perhaps if we get him a some new "acting" work, he would LEAVE SACRAMENTO NEVER TO RETURN!!!!
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:08 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Lepuh Outkaste Unkleen! It's not a tumah!! Bloody Hell und damnation!
I'm naht ya bloody Berek!
DW
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:38 am
by ur-Thor
... Thomas Covenant ..raping Arnold ...Arnold making that special 'Arnold in distress sound' "AWUAAAGHUAAAUAA!" ...my brain needs to take a shower now.
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:55 am
by Blackhawk
Baracka wrote:Actually, Arnold Schwarzhnegger in ANY Role would be hilarious.
He could play all the roles.
Arnold as TC.
Arnold as Lord Fould.
Arnold as Lena.
Arnold as Bannor. -That might work.
Arnold as Lord Mhormam.
You left out the best choice..Trell
he doesnt talk very much at all
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:54 pm
by mortem
Oh man these are great.
(Finding the Waynhim staked to a tree)
Stick around!
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:05 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
mortem wrote:Oh man these are great.
(Finding the Waynhim staked to a tree)
Stick around!
Hey - watch it with the Waynhim staking, buddy.
dw
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:49 pm
by Skyweir
hey i think Nerdanel is onto something here .. but Arnie to play Joan all the way!!!!!!!!!!!
perfect!!!
*happy now*
nice work Nerdanel!! .. seriously awesome ..
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:58 pm
by Ur Dead
Arnold as Pitten?
Arnold as Drool Rockworm
Arnold as a Giant Raver? (Sorry he has that part now)
Arnold as a Sandgorgon
Arnold as a Elohim.
Arnold as a Sunbane creature. (A noraml part he already played)
Arnold as a Ur Vile.
Arnold as a Forrestal. (Mess with ma tree, I will break you)
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:20 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Arnold performing FCTC as a one-person stage play?
He would be perfect as Dura Fairflank ["Nay! Nay!"]
Linden Avery?
["Jere-my-ahh! Foul, what hahv you dahn with my sahn?!"]
["Show me dah truth!"]
dw