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HOOTERS & BRAS
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:31 pm
by matrixman
As an acolyte of both the Chosen and the daughter of Lena, I am astonished and saddened by the animosity shown by the members of THOOLAH toward our beloved and glorious heroines. Surely they will one day put aside their Despiteful rancor and come back to Linden's wondrous light and the loving muse of Elena. The Honorable Order Of The Elena Resurrection Society and the Better Respect Avery Society both welcome all.
All hail the Sun-Sage and Elena daughter of Lena and ur-Lord Covenant!
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:53 pm
by Xar
Indeed, I am most honored to be among such high company, and I shall not allow Despite and darkness to swallow such light. No longer shall we all stand apart, appalled and dismayed at the evil wrought by those who wish our heroines harm; all hail HOTEL!
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:12 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
"HOTEL"?
"House of ill repute" is more likely.
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:50 pm
by Alynna Lis Eachann
What are there here, like, two of you?
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:09 pm
by Usivius
THREE!
....well, for Linden, anyway....
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:42 pm
by dlbpharmd
Bah!
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:13 pm
by The Laughing Man
kill it before it grows....
there's a
brOTHEL hidden in every HOTEL isn't there? and HO's?
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:49 am
by Plains of Ra
The Ranynyn often shake their heads in sadness when they discuss the one time they chose poorly. Dear Myrha paid the price, her life thrown away like so much garbage.
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:15 am
by matrixman
Great Plains of Ra, even the Ranyhyn have renounced Elena?
I must retreat to the Temple and meditate on this.
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:18 am
by The Laughing Man
Matrixman wrote:I must retreat to the Temple and meditate on this.
hmmmmm, who does
that sound like?
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:26 am
by kevinswatch
A Decree From The Grand Praetor of THOOLAH:
The House & Temple of Elena and Linden (THETOEAL? HTOEL? Huh?) is an illigal entity. It's presence is a bane upon this great land, and will not be tolerated by the Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters, whose rule is supreme. The members of HOTEL are asked to cease and desist their support of the Queen of Inaction, lest swift and mighty punishment will befall upon them.
I'll, um, I donno. Think them to death. For that will truly be a fate suitable for those who worship the unholy malevolence of the Chosen.-jay
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:14 am
by Avatar
Never really had anything against Linden myself. Can't say I worship her, but i mean, c'mon, she's not that bad.
--A
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:06 pm
by MsMary
kevinswatch wrote:A Decree From The Grand Praetor of THOOLAH:
I'll, um, I donno. Think them to death. For that will truly be a fate suitable for those who worship the unholy malevolence of the Chosen.-jay
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:48 pm
by wayfriend
kevinswatch wrote:I'll, um, I donno. Think them to death. For that will truly be a fate suitable for those who worship the unholy malevolence of the Chosen.-jay
If you think like you read, I'll pencil in some time on my calendar to tremble in fear ... next September is pretty open.
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:52 pm
by MsMary
Ooh, that was low, Wayfriend.
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:52 pm
by Fist and Faith
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:00 pm
by MsMary
Calm yourself, Fisty, it wasn't
that funny.
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:44 am
by matrixman
Wayfriend wrote:kevinswatch wrote:I'll, um, I donno. Think them to death. For that will truly be a fate suitable for those who worship the unholy malevolence of the Chosen.-jay
If you think like you read, I'll pencil in some time on my calendar to tremble in fear ... next September is pretty open.
Though in fairness to our leader, I was a slow poke too. I finished Runes only a couple of weeks ahead of him. The difference was that Jay plodded through the book at a steady few pages a day (I think), while I started reading in a spurt, then stopped, then started again months later and tore through the book.
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:23 pm
by wayfriend
MsMaryMalone wrote:Ooh, that was low, Wayfriend.
Hey, if you diss Linden ...
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:55 pm
by kevinswatch
Wayfriend wrote:kevinswatch wrote:I'll, um, I donno. Think them to death. For that will truly be a fate suitable for those who worship the unholy malevolence of the Chosen.-jay
If you think like you read, I'll pencil in some time on my calendar to tremble in fear ... next September is pretty open.
Ouch...that was cold.
Hehe. And yes, MM, I somehow managed to read
Runes by reading only a couple of pages a night over the course of an entire year. Heh. I still don't know how that's even possible myself.-jay
