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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:11 am
by Prom_STar
Meanwhile, in London, tensions between two local street gangs were reaching the boiling point. Each had had enough of the other, and they both were out for blood.
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:18 am
by Spring
The gangs were both pissed off. The cops were nowhere to be seen, so the fight started out.
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:50 pm
by Prom_STar
Arranging themselves into two opposing lines, the two gangs prepared to do battle. Across the dmily-lit London streets, a single word rang out:
"Dance-off!"
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:21 am
by Spring
I forgot to mention that the gangs were gay. So, naturally, they danced.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:07 am
by Prom_STar
They danced and danced and danced some more. And when the night was nearly spent, the two gangs decided it was time to finish their fight...
once and for all.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:25 am
by ChoChiyo
In a rousing bout of river dancing, the head of the Pineapple Gang busted a cap in the knee of the rival Starfish gang leader. He cackled as he did so.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:41 am
by Prom_STar
Meanwhile, Doc stood gazing at Neko. I must think about this, he thought.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:57 am
by ChoChiyo
Neko slapped him. "There is no time to think, you fool!" Neko spat.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:58 am
by Prom_STar
Meanwhile, back in London, the Starfish gan recoilled in horror as their leader, a man who had always been invincible in their eyes, fell to the ground, crying like a little girl. Observing the Starfishes' horror, the Pineapple leader laughed in glee as his gang opened fire on the distraut Starfishes.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:25 pm
by Marv
the doc, bob and neko watched these developments in london through the magic eight ball of doom and laughed. they had put aside their differences......for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:05 am
by Spring
For now, but the feuds will continue, the gangs thought. Menwhile, back to story, Bob was still in the bar, drinking heavily.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:28 am
by ChoChiyo
Suddenly a giant fanged rabbit appeared at Bob's side.
"Hello," said the rabbit.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:29 am
by sgt.null
the bartender stifled a yawn. sorry, said he, where are we in this thing?
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:25 am
by Spring
"I don't know, " Bob replied drunkenly. "I'm off,' he said, and slouched out of the bar.
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:51 am
by Marv
DOC SIX, BOB, NEKO, THE BARTENDER, THE LONDON GANG MEMBERS AND THE RABBIT ALL suddenly died very painful deaths. thee was much sadness in the land of wardrobe until a dark and mysterious stranger appeared claining to be the son of the king.
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:21 am
by sgt.null
the son of a king poured himself a stiff drink. what shall i do he muttered.
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:52 am
by Spring
I know! I'll kill someone!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:35 pm
by sgt.null
he searched the room. he found his target.
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:58 pm
by Prom_STar
The room was big. Really big.
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:47 am
by Spring
In fact, it was so big that he could not find his wife of 68 years. Anyway, he got his gun, and pointed it at the target, a servant.