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Two sentence story
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:51 am
by Spring
A bigger version of 6 word story.
The rules for this are:
1. Your post may only be 2 sentences long, and
2. You cannot double post.
Have fun with it!
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Robert woke up in the damp corner that was his home. He walked over to the dumpster to find some breakfast, when suddenly...
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:03 pm
by lucimay
a rat the size of Philadelphia poked his gigantic nose up through the trash at Robert! Gadzooks! Robert cried, i thought you were...
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:05 pm
by Rincewind
Dead. and im not glad that you arent, so im going to...
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:03 am
by sgt.null
keep looking for the Crown of Magic. Then we can summons the Purple Queen!
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:16 am
by Spring
"But first, I'll kill you." He did, and then all of a sudden he went and did the most disgusting, despicable thing ever: he...
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:19 am
by sgt.null
Ate the body. Raw.
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:30 am
by Spring
He then, somehow, turned into a sloth. He was hanging upside down until he said...
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:48 pm
by Marv
"blow this for a game of rounders".he then unfurled his rapier like claws and began to dig until...
(spring, i think you broke your own rules
)
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:35 am
by Spring
Oh, yes, I suppose I did. But then again, so did SgtNull.
EDIT Fixed.
...he hit China. He went back down his hole, and after melting at the Earths core, he recached the surface again.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:08 am
by sgt.null
sorry.
Upon reaching the surface the WHite martians began firing upon him. He avoided them by...
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:57 am
by Spring
killing himself. He was reincarnated two years later, where things had changed.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:13 pm
by Marv
due to the political climate.he was now expected to work for a living instead of living off of benifits.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:08 pm
by lucimay
contrary to edict, he refused to work and scounged garbage cans and dumpsters for white elephants, where one day, while up to his knees in trash, he stumbled on a lamp. it looked an awful lot like
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:13 pm
by sgt.null
the one from a tv show he halfed remembered. he rubbed the lamp and in a cloud of smoke he saw...
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:43 am
by Spring
his cigar. He dropped it!
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:45 am
by lucimay
Picking it up and clamping it between his teeth, he scoured the horizon for a Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I could sure use a...
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:50 am
by Spring
drink, he said, rubbing the lamp once more. In yet another puff of smoke (where he dropped his cigar, again) a genie popped out and said:
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:16 am
by lucimay
fat chance, ya guttertripe! you owe me for the three wishes i gave you and i'm...
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:54 am
by Spring
not granting any that involve more wishes, ha! What will they be?
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:30 pm
by Marv
i wish for a time machine and with this machine i shall rule the earth(raising one eyebrow).HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.