Kevin's Watch

OK, I know this is morbid, but I got to thinking about this this morning. None of us know when we're going to die, but if we have any say about it, what would we want our last words to be?

I've always liked Captain Kirk's, "Oh my!", and I like Thomas Magnum's "A pint of stout." when he came back from the dead.

I'd like, "I can see...."

Oh, man, the possibilities are endless!

Et tu Brute?

Wait! Just give me five more minutes!!

I will now begin the longest fillibuster in history...

I'm out on bail!

Will have to think about it. Cool topic.

--A

"I'll reserve a table."

From Terry Pratchett's 'Going Postal':

“In that case,” said Moist Von Lipwig, “I now commend my soul to any god that can find it.” “Nice,” said the hangman, and pulled the lever.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957

(great topic!)

and another one...

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. (it is sweet and right to die for your country)
~~Simon Fraser, Lord Lovat, the last man to be beheaded on Tower Hill, 9 April 1747, after The '45 Jacobite Rising.

I thought "oh my" was Sulu?

What I'd like my last words to be: "I lied. I hate you all."

What they probably will be: "Oh s***!"

I'm convinced mine will be, "Hey, watch this!"

Cail wrote:I'm convinced mine will be, "Hey, watch this!"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

High Lord Tolkien wrote:I thought "oh my" was Sulu?

Yeah, Sulu said that too, but he's not dead. Kirk's last words were "It was... fun. Oh, my..."

Cail wrote:I'm convinced mine will be, "Hey, watch this!"

Mine will probably be "holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii******" but then i already know i'm going to die in an extreme kayaking accident one day .

Alynna Lis Eachann wrote:

High Lord Tolkien wrote:I thought "oh my" was Sulu?

Yeah, Sulu said that too, but he's not dead. Kirk's last words were "It was... fun. Oh, my..."

I always thought that was a "tribute" or a joke reference to Sulu somehow.
(I have no idea)

I do think mine might be "See? There was nothing wrong with that food!"

With my family at my side: "I suppose now would be a good time to mention my winning lottery ticket, I put it.........."

My daughter would "get it" and think it was pretty funny.

I was this close to beating the Guinness World Record for oldest man alive!

me?

man, that was great sex!

I'd like to quote Wolfe: "First are those who become new gods, and for whom new universes are born."

I'd better die slowly though...it's a long line.

--A