Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:20 am**

Hehe.

Americans, because they are American.

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:27 am**

nice one spring.

Big, fat, boring, smelly, hairy, ugly americans.
because there all of the above

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:29 am**

Cail of the Haruchai, because he needs to reaort to sea-creatures for some action.

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:27 pm**

Daniel (from the Bible) because even if he found some sea creatures, he couldn't get some action.

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:23 pm**

everyone who isn't me

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:07 pm**

Fighters in a totally unnecessary war.

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:09 pm**

Goatherds, for obvious reasons.

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:43 pm**

Habidashers, its a hard business to be in these days

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:44 pm**

Inuits, always cold

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:46 pm**

Jocks, they are such dorkasauruses

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:47 pm**

King (any king), danger of being killed

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:50 pm**

LARPers. Just very sad.

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:50 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:04 am**

Nixon

He did some real good things but all he's remembered for is Watergate.

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:51 am**

Oliver, someone who is named

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:13 am**

Prothall. His name sounds like an erectile dysfunction medication, poor man.

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:17 am**

Queen Elizabeth (she is so old)

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:58 am**

Ramen... because their name is also the name of one of the two staples of a college student's diet (the other is Taco Bell)

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:54 pm**

steve austin the bionic man. it took him ages to get anywhere in slow motion.

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:47 pm**

Terrorists, because Team America's after 'em

ABC Who you feel sorry for