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Intrawebz MD: clinical diagnoses for The Land
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:55 pm
by jwaneeta
Thomas Covenant: Situational Depression; anal like whoa
Linden Avery: PTSD (have a hankie, Lin, and for God's sake stay away from caffeine)
Elena: Electra complex
Lord Foul: Sociopathy
Mhoram: Excessive Flawless Humanism Syndrome
Bail and Cannor (or is it Cail and Bannor?): Reluctant Celibacy Disorder
The Elohim: Narcissism
Hile Toy: Compensation Issues
Caer-Caveral: shut up, he was PERFECT
Shetra: Inhibited communication skills
Amok: Infantilism
Who am I missing... must diagnose... Must! MUST!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:38 pm
by Caer Bombadil
Saltheart Foamfollower: anger management issues and pyromania (can't stop fighting once he starts, until he gets a caamora)
other Seareach Giants: major depressive episode
Verement: inferiority complex
Rant Absolain: delusions of grandeur, immaturity, maybe histrionic personality disorder
Kasreyn: sexual frustration, voyeurism, personal mortality issues, sadism
Vain: catatonia, autism
Caerroil Wildwood: pyrophobia and pelekophobia
the merewives: misoandry, tropical depression
Borillar: leading-article-in-sentence deficiency
Graveller of Stonemight Woodhelvin: bipolar disorder
Hoerkin: post-traumatic stress disorder, dementia, possible confusion of "door" with "doer"
(Runes spoiler)
Anele: multiple personality disorder, social phobia
Lord Foul, sociopath? I have it on good authority he
loves people. In fact, I hear he has some great recipes...
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:12 am
by jwaneeta
Caer Bombadil said:
tropical depression
Bwah! Okay, it was all funny, but that one killed me.
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:39 am
by Durris
Bail and Cannor (or is it Cail and Bannor?): Reluctant Celibacy Disorder
ROFLMVO (in a decidedly unHaruchai manner)!
(Someone help me out, there has to be one for Korik, and Prometheus syndrome is not in DSM-IV.)
TC in the silence: catalepsy, flattened affect, akinetic mutism, verbigeration
Joan Covenant: lepraphobia; borderline personality disorder; [later] hostile dependence, delusions of demonic possession with homicidal behavior
Findail: passive-aggressive personality disorder
Hyrim: metabolic syndrome leading to exertional myocardial infarction
Hoerkin: hypothermia
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:16 am
by lucimay
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:03 am
by danlo
really,
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:54 pm
by jwaneeta
Lucimay asked:
The Mahdoubt?
The Mahdoubt:
Hyper-socializing, senile dementia, career underacheivement, possible substance abuse.
Sunder: Toxic shame, separation anxiety, rigid denial, monomania
Hollian: Deadness episodes
Unfettered One of Morinmoss: Exaggerated suggestibility, homicidal tendencies, limited wardrobe, redundant speech disorder
Nassic: Stockholm Syndrome
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:43 pm
by Prebe
Fantastic thread Jwaneeta. But how can you have missed the obvious schizophrenic, split personality disorder that is (the) Esmer?
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:44 pm
by Worm of Despite
Caer Bombadil wrote:Lord Foul, sociopath? I have it on good authority he loves people. In fact, I hear he has some great recipes...
Sorry, no. I'm a sociopath.
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:39 pm
by Caer Bombadil
Lord Foul wrote:Caer Bombadil wrote:Lord Foul, sociopath? I have it on good authority he loves people. In fact, I hear he has some great recipes...
Sorry, no. I'm a sociopath.
You're not fooling anybody. You just need a
great BIG HUG, that's all!
(Oops, did I give away the end of
The Last Dark, now?)
Lena: lifelong, heavy-duty Stockholm Syndrome
Chant: Insufferable arrogant jerkitis
Marid: serpentine extremities coupled with Harlan Ellison Disorder*
* as in, "I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream." Also more recently known as Smarted Off to Agent Smith Syndrome.
Nom: nothing. Something bothers you, you encounter an obstacle, bash it 'till it's gone. How much more therapeutic does it
get? Nom's probably the sanest character in the Chrons!
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:13 am
by Giant Friend
c'mon...Pietten would be good...and foul isnt a sociopath( he cares all too much about his victims) more with delusions of grandeur and megalomaniac, sadist. And what about Landwaster? and clearly sunder and hollian's kid, now an old man...alzheimers...anyway,
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:52 am
by jwaneeta
aw, you shoulda seen this thread before the hacking. Some brilliantlly funny is lost 4evah.
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:41 am
by Loredoctor
FREUD ALERT!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:42 pm
by jwaneeta
Eek, I didn't mean for that to sound conceited -- I meant that there were contributions to the thread that had me bawling with laughter.
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:10 pm
by Loredoctor
jwaneeta wrote:Eek, I didn't mean for that to sound conceited -- I meant that there were contributions to the thread that had me bawling with laughter.
No I mean, your first post; some Freudian terms. I'm a psych hons grad and not a fan of Freudian psychology.
dr. jwaneeta?