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Posted: **Fri May 02, 2003 9:44 am**

Skyweir wrote:ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

oh hahahahahaha that was a good one!!!

I cant believe this I leave this thread for 1 day and its taken off!!

I want to be a god!! have ultimate power .. create worlds .. leap tall buildings .. invincibility .. prolly super strength too!!

Hercules was a god .. or half a god .. and he was super strong .. mmm .. I'd really like to fly!! mm .. yes .. and well invisibility would be interesting

Forgive me if I`m wrong Lord Skyweir, but aren`t Gods considered to be immortal?

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2003 12:23 pm**

Some gods are immortal and some gods die. It all depends on the god.

Now for a trivia question: Who wrote the book "This Day All Gods Die"?

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2003 3:52 pm**

rofl ryzel@!!!!

very true!! .. some die and some enjoy an existence well beyond that of immortality .. even if someone should die .. no matter .. your a god .. you'll see them in short order!!! .. or arrange it that way if you like

anyway as much as i want to be a god .. and hope to be one day

.. I just saw X-MEN tonight and now I want to be one of them!!!!

my god!! that was one excellent movie .. even better than the first!! really brilliant!! .. soooo cool!!

and they can die

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2003 11:20 pm**

Fist and Faith wrote:For reasons that are too complicated for any of you to understand, it hasn't done as much for me as one might expect.

ROFL

Do you have problems getting your head through the door?

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2003 4:33 am**

Nah. I have them all enlarged.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 4:32 pm**

damelon wrote:Do you have problems getting your head through the door?

F&F wrote:Nah. I have them all enlarged.

whoa man!!! ... all your heads???? .. geez thats some problem

i can see why it isnt working out for ya

so many heads and not enuff to fill 'em with

gotta be a bummer

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 11:36 pm**

I just thought of another ability that I would like to possess and I'm thinking of the fairytale "Rumplestilskin" here and that would be to turn straw into gold.

Now I know that "all that glitters is not gold" and "money can't buy happiness" and stuff but having an endless supply of money would mean NO MORE WORK and I could pursue "my heart's desire".

(Perhaps it doesn't rate as a 'super power' but it is a highly desirable ability)

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 11:45 pm**

F&F!!

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 11:58 pm**

Ryzel wrote:Some gods are immortal and some gods die. It all depends on the god.

Now for a trivia question: Who wrote the book "This Day All Gods Die"?

I was under the impression (and I could possibly be wrong here) that it was in the very nature of a god to be immortal. Gods = Immortals

Yes, Gods may die just Tolkien's elves may die even though they are immortal. But I would not consider a god to be a super hero any more than I would consider an elf to be one.

I`d like to be a god if at all possible but are gods superheroes? Its my way of thinking that
Gods = religion etc and
Superheroes = action figures, crime fighting etc

*bracing myself for the onslaught that may follow*

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2003 1:29 am**

I have a thing for rings. I bought a copy of Elrond's ring, but it doesn't work for me. Maybe, if I had Green Lantern's ring, I could get something done.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2003 2:08 am**

With a GL ring, you could get anything done!!

OK then, what's a god? I assume every religious system would define god by the qualities that the god(s) they believe in possess. The only definition I can see that can include what everyone has ever called a god is - whatever anyone believes is a god. Not all have been immortal; not all have been the creator of the universe; not all have been powerful beyond our ability to capture; not all have been particularly smart. I don't know of any quality that all gods have shared. I'm not even sure all gods have been worshipped.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2003 2:16 am**

Thanks, F&F! Actually, I could get anything done that didn't have yellow in it (If I remember my GL stories correctly). I just really liked the whole premise of the rings...and other ring stories (They sure seem popular don't they?)

Don't know all the answers about gods and God, but I suspect that they are all worshiped in one way or another, though it's a great question! I mean, the mere idea of them being gods would seem to mean that they were worshipped. Have to ask my pastor.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2003 2:33 am**

I'm not even going to get into the God/gods question. Too controversial for me.

But I would like to point out that Fist and Faith DOES have a superpower. Yes, really he does. Over at Ahira's Hangar he is called Highdrake and Highdrake is able to clone/xerox/copy himself at will!

last night there were six of him with us.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2003 2:42 am**

Now, that's entertainment!

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2003 2:58 am**

Yes, Bannor all six of him were in the chatroom with us and they were making wicked conspiracies together! it was VERY entertaining!

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2003 4:59 am**

This guy is in a bar 30 stories high and he takes a drink of his beer, slams it down on the table and takes a flying leap out the window. A few seconds later he falls back in the window he just jumped out of. Everyone just gawks at him drunkenly until one guys asks "How the hell did you do that" He gets a smug look on his face and says "well, the wind currents up here are really strong so you just jump out the window and they suck you around and push you back in." "I don't believe you." says the other guy, "Do it again" So the first guy leaps out the window and lands back inside a few seconds later. The second guy is in awe and really wants to impress all the other gawking people in the bar so he take a running leap at the window and dives out and goes *SPLAT* on the pavement. The bartender looks at the first guy and says, "Superman, you're a real dick when you're drunk"

Heee....

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2003 5:53 am**

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2003 2:09 pm**

Hardeeharhar...wish I knew some superhero jokes....
:LOLS:

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2003 7:40 pm**

Aw man, now that was funny.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2003 8:06 pm**

An old one but a good one.

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