Kevin's Watch

So, I'm doing a project in my school, and wanted to brainstorm some random and/or useless superpowers.

--Jellokenesis. The power to create and mold jell-o at will with you mind *bum bum BUMMMMMMM!*


Anyone else?

--Kenekenesis: super-ability to move things to where they would have moved anyway without interference. Difficult to acquire, and goes unnoticed once mastered.

Revenant wrote:--Kenekenesis: super-ability to move things to where they would have moved anyway without interference. Difficult to acquire, and goes unnoticed once mastered.

Genius!

Good topic, Balon

--Telapathy: Ability to remain psychically inactive while simultaneously lowering one's own self-respect.

The Stutter Effect: The ability to move backward in time .00000000001 of a second once every 4 hours. "Enough time to correct a mistake?" "Er. No not really."

Hind-sight Vision
The ability to accuratly see what has already come to past,
with great detail.

Side-effect: constantly pointing out the obvious things to other people.

Sphincterkenesis:The ability to telekeneticly make an opponent lose control of their bowels.You would be amazed at the advantage you gain by making evildoers poo themselves,it completely throws them off balance!

But that would be a useful power SBG.

--A

cheval wrote:Hind-sight Vision
The ability to accuratly see what has already come to past,
with great detail.

Side-effect: constantly pointing out the obvious things to other people.

I am experiencing that power side effect right now, heh.....

random and/or useless

OK, random I could accept.

--A

Like randomly making people soil their pants?Come on admit it,if you had that power you would have used it more than a few times in your life.

--A

having that power over your PARENTS?

GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!

NO! YOU GO....IN YOUR PANTS!

Partial invisibility:The ability to make any 3/4 of your body invisible.

you can use a bad guy I created.

Rollershark: a guy on roller skates who had a shark jaw headgear made up.

Forest Hearing: The ability to hear/see a bear tree fall poo in the woods.

Does anyone remember the Rotten Trolls? The super power in that show was called Jim Jam Ya-Ha, I can't remember what it was supposed to do, but if a non-expert tried to use it, it did something completely random like partially dislodging the filling from a corned beef sandwich, or making a man in croydon fall of his bicycle.

Heh, I remember that, Nav.
(A quick google search gives me this)

I wish I had the same power as Dirk Diggler. Wait, mebbe I do!!

The Ultimate Power! - To destory anything. as you can see, it is the most original super power ever which no one has thought about.

I wish I had the power to change other people's avatars.