Kevin's Watch

Michael Brown, MA, USA

John Lydon: "Anarchy in the North Pole."
Right Now! HO HO HO
I am a Santachrist
I am an elf that's pissed
Don't know what I want
But I hope Santa Brings it
I wanna destroy Christmas Eve
'Cause I wanna be a Christmas Tree
put a star on top of me
Christmas trees for the UK
They are gonna burn and maybe
I give a wrong time stop an open Sleigh
Your future dream is a White Christmas Eve
'Cause I wanna be a Christmas tree
Burn the city
How many ways to get what you want
I use the list
I use the fist
I use Wal-Mart
Burn the Christmas tree
'Cause I wanna be a Christmas tree
Put a star on top of me
Is this the North Pole
Is this Old St. Nick
Is this a little elf
I thought it was Wal-Mart
Or just another ploy so you spend all of your money
I wanna be a Christmas tree
And I wanna guide the sleigh and crash it
DESTROY!!!!!!


Adam Broughton, London, UK
John Lydon and Public Image Ltd. "DISAPPOINTED!"
Xmases, Xmases
Mince pies worse than a judge's death sentences
Boozing, what's new, is certain
You'll throw up on the curtains. Mum's mad!
CHORUS
Disappointed a few people
When Xmas reared its ugly head
Xmas giving is for prize fools
Well, isn't Xmas such a bore?
(It's such a bore)
Isn't Xmas such a bore?
(It's such a bore)
It's such a bore
Santa, he's just a really sad person
Who won't, he can't send gifts to everyone. It's not true
With his maroon hat n' kit
Just ho-ho-ing on, his Yule-ish pretences. Been had!
CHORUS
....(Bore, bore)
This turkey's no longer fluttering
Nor moving and growing
What a confused month
The gluttony, monotony
And it all adds to a sick tum
You'll throw up on the curtains. Mum's really so mad!
CHORUS
... (Bore, bore, bore)
(So mad!)
Drunk can't hold it
Run for the toilet
But you stumble down
Do it on the ground
The cheap Xmas tree
Is sheer plasticy
And father gets plastered
Cursing depising
It's not surprising
That mum ends up crying
The cheap Xmas tree
Is all plasticy

Sgt. Null (Is Going To Help Me) Lyrics
by CTX

I'm enlisting, overseas aid
need assisting, help with a maid
get the expert, on mademoiselles
he could diffuse, any bombshell

If I could only be tough like him
then I could win
my own, small, battle of the sexes

Sgt. Null is going to help me
make the girl mine
keep her stood in line
Sgt. Null is going to help me
make the girl mine
keep her stood in line
make the girl mine, wave the victory sign

I'm invading, territories
Girls are foreign, and strange to me
get the expert, at kissing and stuff
he stays easy, when things get rough

Sometimes relationships don't go as planned
some girls, can make themselves so cold
a no-mans land.

thanks...

"Chicago" Sufjan Stevens
"Here's How I Went Vegan" Agrimorfee

This is a work of fiction.
Here's how I went vegan
Long ago, long ago
Went to Caputo's
Store you know, store you know
I saw the sirloin steaks
They looked fine, in the line
They sang a song, no mistake
In my mind, in my mind

You came to cook us
Please let go, please let go
You'll shake 'n bake us
Let us go, let us go
This is a death threat
Time to go, time to go
Will you just skip it?
Please just go, please just go

I ran towards the pork
With my cart--what a start!
"I'm tired and there's just lots
On my mind, on my mind
Must be a prank in this place
Never mind, never mind"
But then the pork joined the steaks
Sang in time, sang in rhyme

You want to cook us
Please let go, please let go
PETA please save us!
Charcoal glow, charcoal glow
This is a death threat
Dont' you know, dont' you know?
Please have no regret
Let us go, let us go

I started crying
In the aisle, like a child
I felt compassion
For the cows and pigs on land
I ate a lot of thick steaks
I ate a lot of thick steaks
I ate a lot of thick steaks
I ate a lot of thick steaks

You want to cook us
Please let go, please let go
PETA come save us!
Don't you know, don't you know
This is a death threat
Let us go, let us go
Will you just stop it?
Time to go, time to go

You want to roast us
Please let go, please let go
You'll shake 'n bake us
Dear God no, dear God no!
This is a death threat
(I ate a lot of thick steaks)
Let us go, let us go
(I ate a lot of thick steaks)
You have to stop it
(I ate a lot of thick steaks)
Time to go, time to go
(I ate a lot of thick steaks)

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