Kevin's Watch

Excerpts from a recent interview with Tom Scholz & Brad Delp of the seminal rock band Boston, about the new type of posters seen lately on Kevin’s Watch:

So, there seems to be a new type of poster of Kevin’s watch; one who seems to favour quantity over quality. What are your thoughts on this?

BD: Yeah, it looks pretty bleak for the Watch. Then again, some of the older guys aren’t all that different, if you know what I mean. And the Watch has survived them, so far.

TS: There’s this new guy; his name is Captain Null (editor’s Note: Tommy Scholtz is referring to Sergeant Null) Anyway, this Null posts soulless devil stuff. Hack work. He is awful. There is no feeling, no depth, no soul.

BD: The single worst serial poster of all time. Insipid. A lodestone on the good name of Kevin’s Watch

Understood. So, when visiting the Watch, are there any posters you avoid?

TS: Anything by Null, the worst poster in the history of posting. Any genre, any time period.

BD: He's the poster in hell's waiting room.

I see. Don't you think that's a bit harsh? Could it be you just are missing the point of Null's posts?

TS: How so? I am discussing posters that suck. Null sucks. What am I missing?

BD: Null sucks hard.

Hey, I'm just paid to ask you these questions; don't get on my ass about it! Speaking of questions, allow me one more: Are there any other posters you have problems with?

TS: Sorry, but dANdeLION is overdone here. Just like Null.

BD: Do NOT listen to dANdeLION! Try danlo or Loremaster instead.

But, isn't dANdeLION one of the most popular members of Kevin's Watch? I mean, he's considered by many to be a Mod's Mod.

TS: You can be popular and still suck. For example, many posters start off great and then just will not go away. Like aTOMiC, or even Aprility Fools. But, dANdeLION’s the worst. That’s not opinion, just fact. And besides, we all know Lucimay's the only Mod who will even talk to the cat. Darth Revan calls him a bully.

Yeah, but Revan's eaten one too many pies to be considered a reliable source these days......

BD: dANdeLION does indeed suck, But in an endearing sort of way.

TS: If by endearing, you mean "won't go away, like eczema or herpes", I agree.

DR: Good, it's settled then.

Hellfire! Who let Revan in here?

I was asked to interview members of Great White for this thread, unfortunately the fire danger warnings in New Mexico are way too high right now.

dAN, you really should've spoilered the fact that there's a poster in Hell's Waiting Room.

"Forewarned is forearmed" (except in a leper colony... )

Cail wrote:dAN, you really should've spoilered the fact that there's a poster in Hell's Waiting Room.

As you should have spoilered the fact that I should have spoilered the fact.....

Too late. You let the cat out of the bag.


So to speak.