Kevin's Watch

Are there any members that you would like to make a poetic tribute to,whether it be serious or funny?Perhaps a poem about Jay and his thesis?Or his struggle with and his ultimate victory over the beast that is Runes of The Earth?An ode to the enigma that is The Esmer,or Esmer as he now calls himself?The value in this lies in what we have to work with,the bits and pieces,both true and fabricated that a particular member chooses to divulge about him or herself.


Example:Sgt Null Loves Husker Du.

Sgt Null loves Husker Du,Husker Du,Husker Du.
I'll bet he likes MC5 and The Stooges too.
Oh! Sgt Null loves Husker Du

He stirs the pots of prison slop,prison slop,prison slop.
I'll bet he's got lots of stories about the soap being dropped
Oh,he cooks up prison slop.

On Sunday mornings he goes to Mass,Goes to Mass,Goes to Mass
If you hate on Jesus you can kiss his @ss
On Sundays he goes to Mass

He cuts the lawn then drinks a St Paulies girl down,drinks it down,drinks it down
His avatar is a scary clown
He drinks a beer all down

He'll tell you George Bush is the worst president in his whole life.in his whole life,in his whole life
A lady named Julie is his wife
Bush is the worst president in Null's whole life.

Sgt Null loves Husker Du,Husker Du,Husker Du
He thinks their the greastest,so why dont't you
Oh Sgt Null loves Husker Du.

Ode to this thread:

I hate this thread;
I wish it was dead.

Luci Luci fo fuci
bananna fanna fo fuci

Nahh, I'm just not feeling it.

i'm distraught you're not FEELING it.

If you hate on Jesus you can kiss his @ss
On Sundays he goes to Mass

Thread?

Call forth the dragons and dragonriders!!! Make sure the land is well grubbed!!

::: oh wait...wrong world...:::

Nah, go ahead and let Ramoth char this thread, before it causes some real damage....

Of course the thread creator is exempt from odefication.

dANdeLION wrote:Ode to this thread:

I hate this thread;
I wish it was dead.

I like this post.

SB: greatest post ever!!!

thank you, julie loves it as well.

i am not worthy.

Mr Fixit wrote:Nah, go ahead and let Ramoth char this thread, before it causes some real damage....

Shall we call on Mnementh instead? Queens don't chew firestone to flame, as it makes them infertile...

Menolly wrote:

Mr Fixit wrote:Nah, go ahead and let Ramoth char this thread, before it causes some real damage....

Shall we call on Mnementh instead? Queens don't chew firestone to flame, as it makes them infertile...

I was thinking that the later books had her fighing thread like the other dragons, but I guess that was her rider Lessa using the agenothree flame-thrower thingie.



Ode to the Rhyme

I hate trying to rhyme,
because I don't know how to rhyme.
Every time I try to find a word that rhymes with rhyme,
I lose my mind and can only come up with rhyme.

One time I tried a rhyme,
and I was so sure it would rhyme.
But I got halfway through my rhyme,
Without one single rhyme.

So I quit the damn thing.

Mr Fixit wrote: Ode to the Rhyme

I hate trying to rhyme,
because I don't know how to rhyme.
Every time I try to find a word that rhymes with rhyme,
I lose my mind and can only come up with rhyme.

One time I tried a rhyme,
and I was so sure it would rhyme.
But I got halfway through my rhyme,
Without one single rhyme.

So I quit the damn thing.

Ode to Bug Girls:

Bug girls dont cry, bug girls don't cry

Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)
My bug girl said good-bye (my oh my)
My bug girl didn't cry (I wonder why)

(Silly boy) Told my bug girl we had to break up
(Silly boy) Thought that she would call my bluff
(Silly boy) But she said to my surprise
Bug girls don't cry

Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)

Baby I was cruel (I was cruel)
Baby I'm a fool (I'm such a fool)

(Silly girl) Shame on you your Mama said
(Silly girl) Shame on you, you cried in bed
(Silly girl) Shame on you, you told a lie
You're no Bug girl; you don't even like pie!

Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (that's just an alibi)

Mr Fixit wrote:Ode to Bug Girls:

Bug girls dont cry, bug girls don't cry

Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)
My bug girl said good-bye (my oh my)
My bug girl didn't cry (I wonder why)

(Silly boy) Told my bug girl we had to break up
(Silly boy) Thought that she would call my bluff
(Silly boy) But she said to my surprise
Bug girls don't cry

Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)

Baby I was cruel (I was cruel)
Baby I'm a fool (I'm such a fool)

(Silly girl) Shame on you your Mama said
(Silly girl) Shame on you, you cried in bed
(Silly girl) Shame on you, you told a lie
You're no Bug girl; you don't even like pie!

Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (that's just an alibi)

I'm honestly surprised it's taken so long for that to happen.

If it's worth doing, it's worth waiting for.

Mr Fixit wrote: Ode to the Rhyme

I hate trying to rhyme,
because I don't know how to rhyme.
Every time I try to find a word that rhymes with rhyme,
I lose my mind and can only come up with rhyme.

One time I tried a rhyme,
and I was so sure it would rhyme.
But I got halfway through my rhyme,
Without one single rhyme.

So I quit the damn thing.

I think you'd make an excellent poet myself.

Of course the thread creator is exempt from odefication.

Tooooo bad! Oh the things you can do with "Sunbaneglasses"...

Ode to Sunbaneglasses:

The final words of Sunbaneglasses
as he fell into the vat of acids
were not unlike those of McBain
"These goggles don't do anything!"

"Zee goggles! Zey do naathink!"