I dub thee...
Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:51 pm

- Atreyu

- bjork

- Jin

The Banjo

Allan Quatermain

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Hahahahahaha! That is definitely the best one so far.Esmer wrote:
Pandora
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‘Banjo’ Paterson was a poet who captured the magic of Australia’s bush and the characters who lived there.
The Dude was a poet who captured the magic of America’s bowling allies and the characters who lived there.
Pandora's Box wrote:Pandora was the first woman on earth. Zeus ordered Hephaestus, the god of craftsmanship, to create her and he did, using water and earth. The gods endowed her with many talents; Aphrodite gave her beauty, Apollo music, Hermes persuasion, and so forth. Hence her name: Pandora, "all-gifted".
When Prometheus stole fire from heaven, Zeus took vengeance by presenting Pandora to Epimetheus, Prometheus' brother. With her, Pandora had a jar which she was not to open under any circumstance. Impelled by her natural curiosity, Pandora opened the jar, and all evil contained escaped and spread over the earth. She hastened to close the lid, but the whole contents of the jar had escaped, except for one thing which lay at the bottom, and that was
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It's always the pretty chicks that are the most screwed up!Esmer wrote:Pandora's Box wrote:Pandora was the first woman on earth. Zeus ordered Hephaestus, the god of craftsmanship, to create her and he did, using water and earth. The gods endowed her with many talents; Aphrodite gave her beauty, Apollo music, Hermes persuasion, and so forth. Hence her name: Pandora, "all-gifted".
When Prometheus stole fire from heaven, Zeus took vengeance by presenting Pandora to Epimetheus, Prometheus' brother. With her, Pandora had a jar which she was not to open under any circumstance. Impelled by her natural curiosity, Pandora opened the jar, and all evil contained escaped and spread over the earth. She hastened to close the lid, but the whole contents of the jar had escaped, except for one thing which lay at the bottom, and that was
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Rat bastard!Marvin The Magnificent wrote:It's always the pretty chicks that are the most screwed up!
and yet not correctMenolly gets 2 wrote:Queen of Heaven
Little lamb, an ewe, one with purity
Jin from Samurai Champloo who would kick Jin's from Tekken ASS wrote:JIN: gold; truth, treasure, pearl
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steel packed tight in microchip
on my arm a sign of all-pro
the ultimate reward is honor, not awards
at odds with the times in wars with no lords
The Monarch who lives in a flying cocoon fighting imaginary battles said to Dr. Girlfriend wrote:"I can't figure out all these buttons...They're so MANY of them, too.....You're the only one who knows how to make anything work around here....I'm nothing without you....."