glue (it and playdough can be eaten--so my toddler says) eeuuww!

Doohan, James

Archer, Johnathan (Enterprise Series)

Wesley Crusher

Uhura

Rura Penthe (Klingon Prison Colony planet in the Movie Star Trek 6 )

Neelix

Ultra Violet Vomit

Khan Noonien Singh

Furby's to air drop on the underpriviledged children of Beverly Hills. These poor children.....have to ride buses, attend public schools and wear clothing with NO designer labels! Oh the humanity! Will no one.......

Tiberius (James 'TIBERIUS' Kirk)

cork

Dear Mr. Propane, My neighbor's dog keeps leaving big presents in my yard. I've asked our neighbor to clean up the little treasures but he insists they aren't his responsibility even though I have witnessed the deposits from my window. Help! What shoudl I do?
-Signed, Slightly Over fertilized Lawn

Mighty Mouth and the Bohemuth blasters

"if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to pound on one hundred typewriters and sell the scirpt to Donaldson and he could finance phase two of our operation, which is....total world domination. oh, and buying some of those...

Romulan Ale (hic! )

compliment

Alien

One (Metallica)

deed