Finish my Sentence Game...
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.....IMPOSSIBLE!!! But the effort must still be made if the new Pen-Pol World was to be realized. The Penguins and Polar Bears decided to meet in a secret location near....

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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But the effort must still be made if the new Pen-Pol World was to be realized. The Penguins and Polar Bears decided to meet in a secret location near the Ross Ice Shelf on Roosevelt Island. This is where they would begin construction on a Freeze machine that.....
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
But the effort must still be made if the new Pen-Pol World was to be realized. The Penguins and Polar Bears decided to meet in a secret location near the Ross Ice Shelf on Roosevelt Island. This is where they would begin construction on a Freeze machine that would, well... freeze things.
But there was a slight problem. Opposing thumbs.
Without opposing thumbs, they couldn't make the...
But there was a slight problem. Opposing thumbs.
Without opposing thumbs, they couldn't make the...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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took their liquor straight with a beer chaser.In a rush of drunken insight a rather fat old penguin blurted out "if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to.......................sgtnull wrote:Without opposing thumbs, they couldn't make the...
the mixed drinks with blender, so they...
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"if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to pound on one hundred typewriters and sell the scirpt to Donaldson and he could finance phase two of our operation, which is....total world domination. oh, and buying some of those...
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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"if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to pound on one hundred typewriters and sell the scirpt to Donaldson and he could finance phase two of our operation, which is....total world domination. oh, and buying some of those...Furby's to air drop on.....
D' OH!
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Furby's to air drop on the underpriviledged children of Beverly Hills. These poor children.....have to ride buses, attend public schools and wear clothing with NO designer labels! Oh the humanity! Will no one.......bite me on the ass so I can wake up to the realization that.......
fall far and well Pilots!
Furby's to air drop on the underpriviledged children of Beverly Hills. These poor children.....have to ride buses, attend public schools and wear clothing with NO designer labels! Oh the humanity! Will no one.......bite me on the ass so I can wake up to the realization that underpriviledges children in Beverly Hills want
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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this one time at band camp (sad this is true story), someone actually said "John got stung by a bizzle!" (read: bee... guy thought he was "gangsta")
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.
Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
Ich bin zurückgekauft.
Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
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"..this one time at band camp (sad this is true story), someone actually said "John got stung by a bizzle!" (read: bee... guy thought he was "gangsta")" Babbled the crack smoking polar bear.
"Enough!" shouted the peguin in charge, pounding the conference table with his....
"Enough!" shouted the peguin in charge, pounding the conference table with his....
"I would have gone to the thesaurus for a more erudite word."
-Hashi Lebwohl
-Hashi Lebwohl
pounding the conference table with his...
+5, War Hammer of Thunderbolts--and with such force, that he completely obliterated the table.
"By the Seven," cried...
+5, War Hammer of Thunderbolts--and with such force, that he completely obliterated the table.
"By the Seven," cried...
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.
Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
Ich bin zurückgekauft.
Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.