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.....IMPOSSIBLE!!! But the effort must still be made if the new Pen-Pol World was to be realized. The Penguins and Polar Bears decided to meet in a secret location near....
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But the effort must still be made if the new Pen-Pol World was to be realized. The Penguins and Polar Bears decided to meet in a secret location near the Ross Ice Shelf on Roosevelt Island. This is where they would begin construction on a Freeze machine that.....
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But the effort must still be made if the new Pen-Pol World was to be realized. The Penguins and Polar Bears decided to meet in a secret location near the Ross Ice Shelf on Roosevelt Island. This is where they would begin construction on a Freeze machine that would, well... freeze things.
But there was a slight problem. Opposing thumbs.
Without opposing thumbs, they couldn't make the...
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Without opposing thumbs, they couldn't make the...
the mixed drinks with blender, so they...
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sgtnull wrote:Without opposing thumbs, they couldn't make the...
the mixed drinks with blender, so they...
took their liquor straight with a beer chaser.In a rush of drunken insight a rather fat old penguin blurted out "if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to.......................
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"if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to pound on one hundred typewriters and sell the scirpt to Donaldson and he could...
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"if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to pound on one hundred typewriters and sell the scirpt to Donaldson and he could finance phase two of our operation, which is....
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"if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to pound on one hundred typewriters and sell the scirpt to Donaldson and he could finance phase two of our operation, which is....total world domination. oh, and buying some of those...
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"if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to pound on one hundred typewriters and sell the scirpt to Donaldson and he could finance phase two of our operation, which is....total world domination. oh, and buying some of those...Furby's to air drop on.....
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Furby's to air drop on the underpriviledged children of Beverly Hills. These poor children.....
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Furby's to air drop on the underpriviledged children of Beverly Hills. These poor children.....have to ride buses, attend public schools and wear clothing with NO designer labels! Oh the humanity! Will no one.......
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Furby's to air drop on the underpriviledged children of Beverly Hills. These poor children.....have to ride buses, attend public schools and wear clothing with NO designer labels! Oh the humanity! Will no one.......bite me on the ass so I can wake up to the realization that.......
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Furby's to air drop on the underpriviledged children of Beverly Hills. These poor children.....have to ride buses, attend public schools and wear clothing with NO designer labels! Oh the humanity! Will no one.......bite me on the ass so I can wake up to the realization that underpriviledges children in Beverly Hills want
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bite me on the ass so I can wake up to the realization that underpriviledges children in Beverly Hills want good legal representation. maybe...
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bite me on the ass so I can wake up to the realization that underpriviledges children in Beverly Hills want good legal representation. maybe even 17$ and cake so the hobo's can.....
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bite me on the ass so I can wake up to the realization that underpriviledges children in Beverly Hills want good legal representation. maybe even 17$ and cake so the hobo's can... keep pursuing that American dream. so i was at a meeting...
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So I was at a meeting...that's not important, because this one time, at band camp,
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this one time at band camp (sad this is true story), someone actually said "John got stung by a bizzle!" (read: bee... guy thought he was "gangsta")
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"..this one time at band camp (sad this is true story), someone actually said "John got stung by a bizzle!" (read: bee... guy thought he was "gangsta")" Babbled the crack smoking polar bear.
"Enough!" shouted the peguin in charge, pounding the conference table with his....
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pounding the conference table with his...
+5, War Hammer of Thunderbolts--and with such force, that he completely obliterated the table.
"By the Seven," cried...
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