I have been many people.

LORD FOUL! I AM YOUR FATHER!

YES! Would-be universe-destroyer fathered by an avian!

Shake a tail-feather at that.

I for one love Lord Foul. He taught me how to enjoy the Kevin's Watch experience to the fullest (which requires subwoofers). He also gave me some shrooms that make the Think-Tank readable! Thanks Lord Foul.

I feel good, but I wish Lord Foul didn't exist. I hate him something fierce.

*eats ramen noodles while hating Foul something fierce*

Does this mean my existence has to end too? Hopefully.

I feel like the Replicant to your Blade Runner. Except I'm not as cool or as badass as Rutger Hauer, and, when you kill me, I most likely won't have an awesome quote.

Lord Foul was joking, but I wasn't.

Oh, by the way! I'd like this duplicate account deleted, please:

Lord Foul
lordfoul_8@hotmail.com
26 Oct 2002

DO NOT DELETE ME!!

I'll bring the hot tar!

It's pretty sad, isn't it? Well, time to listen to some Michael Bolton.

Shut up.

Mwa ha ha ha! My plan has worked! *girlish giggle*

I like deserts with lots of dunes! HAR HAR HAR HAR *slaps knees*

Silence, infidel!

Are you sure?

No.

I hate Foul!

Lord Fowl . . .

Hey! Wait a minute!

Hi, Lord Foul. I'm a newb and am wondering what precautions I could take so I'll never become like you. Any advice would be helpful. Thanks.