Kingsman: The Secret Service
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peter
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Kingsman: The Secret Service
Anyone else seen this? A sort of spoof James Bond movie based, I think, on a graphic novel, the movie charts the story of a raw potential recruit transformed from uncultured twenty something chav into fully fledged suave agent with of course some hiccups on the way. Coupled with a parallel plot of world dominating baddie, this has all the elements of a standard spy spoof, but raises its game by virtue of the capable handling of their roles by Colin Firth and Sam L Jackson as the seasoned old hand and villainous megalomaniac respectively. Some keen cinematography and entertaining set pieces top the whole off into a fun couple of hours viewing so catch it if you can. (Take special note of the massacre of an entire church congregation an the exploding of 1000 heads in a dance like pyrotechnic display - you don't see that very often!)
President of Peace? You fucking idiots!
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
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peter
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Might have been my mistake SD, but this new tablet of mine is a beggar for changing my wording to its own version of what it thinks I mean. I have to watch it lke a hawk! V. the other day was joshing me on the numerous (see that - I typed humerous) nature of my many and varied typos. Little did he realise its this blasted machine that is imposing its will over mine! 
. it's got more personality than I have! 
. it's got more personality than I have! President of Peace? You fucking idiots!
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
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Vraith
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I might see it now. The trailer I saw did not make it look at all like a spoof.
[[and anything that makes anyone look at Freebird in a new way MUST have some redeeming features.
Whether I see it or not, I can tell you one thing:
The title [whichever is the right one] is 100% guaranteed to spawn a porn spoof title.
[[and anything that makes anyone look at Freebird in a new way MUST have some redeeming features.
Whether I see it or not, I can tell you one thing:
The title [whichever is the right one] is 100% guaranteed to spawn a porn spoof title.
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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peter
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Saw Lynyrd Skynyrd play it live at Knebworth in 1976.
President of Peace? You fucking idiots!
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
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I thought it was fantastic! All the cool little devices and weapons that makes a great Bond-type movie. The church scene was outstanding.
I can't recommend this movie enough.
I liked everyone in it too which is unusual for me.
I can't recommend this movie enough.
I liked everyone in it too which is unusual for me.
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!