The "I won an Academy Award!" Game
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The "I won an Academy Award!" Game
If you ever wondered what it would be like to give an acceptance speech at the Oscars you are in luck.
Through your speech identify what the award is for and tell why you deserve it and thank all the people that made it possible.
Award: Best supporting sound grip
"I am humbled more than I can say. I'd like to thank my hamster Skip, the lady in the front row who seems to be staring at my shoes and lastly my parents who did nothing to discourage a young boy who dreamt of one day holding a pole with a microphone attached to the end above some actor's face. This is truly an unexpected honor since I had no idea anyone was paying attention in the first place. Kudos to the Academy who seem to have collectively lost their minds."
Through your speech identify what the award is for and tell why you deserve it and thank all the people that made it possible.
Award: Best supporting sound grip
"I am humbled more than I can say. I'd like to thank my hamster Skip, the lady in the front row who seems to be staring at my shoes and lastly my parents who did nothing to discourage a young boy who dreamt of one day holding a pole with a microphone attached to the end above some actor's face. This is truly an unexpected honor since I had no idea anyone was paying attention in the first place. Kudos to the Academy who seem to have collectively lost their minds."
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Award: Catering
I want to thank my Mum for showing me as kid how to do a good fry up, like egg'n'chips, egg'n'chips with beans, egg'n'chips with peas, or just plain ol chips'n'ketchup - with, or without, tea'n'bread. My Dad for showing me as
and tomato, cheese burger and bacon, bacon'n'eggs, bacon egg'n'chips, bacon egg'n'chips with beans, bacon egg'n'chips with peas, bacon on plain bread or baps, with or without, tea. A
me the finer points of pizza egg'n'chips, pizza egg'n'chips with beans, pizza egg'n'chips with peas, pizza egg'n'chips and egg'n'chips with bacon, tea and bread and butter.
Who would thought, eh. Thanks
I want to thank my Mum for showing me as kid how to do a good fry up, like egg'n'chips, egg'n'chips with beans, egg'n'chips with peas, or just plain ol chips'n'ketchup - with, or without, tea'n'bread. My Dad for showing me as
and tomato, cheese burger and bacon, bacon'n'eggs, bacon egg'n'chips, bacon egg'n'chips with beans, bacon egg'n'chips with peas, bacon on plain bread or baps, with or without, tea. A
me the finer points of pizza egg'n'chips, pizza egg'n'chips with beans, pizza egg'n'chips with peas, pizza egg'n'chips and egg'n'chips with bacon, tea and bread and butter.
Who would thought, eh. Thanks
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Award: Best character with pants
"Thank you everyone for this prestigious honor. As you can see I don't wear pants in real life so it was an especially difficult role for me to play. However it was an important message to send to the kids out there that wearing pants is okay. Don't let anyone tell you different, especially celebrities that have only one name. Thank you again. Which way do I go?"
"Thank you everyone for this prestigious honor. As you can see I don't wear pants in real life so it was an especially difficult role for me to play. However it was an important message to send to the kids out there that wearing pants is okay. Don't let anyone tell you different, especially celebrities that have only one name. Thank you again. Which way do I go?"
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Best Dance Performance
"Uh, thank you, I have no idea what the heck I am doing here because I dance like a bear, although I do enjoy myself enormously. I would like to thank Steven Spielberg for taking such appalling risks in casting me as Leia in Star Wars: The Musical, and my good friend Shahrom Coz for writing the score. That's him, way in the back. Wave hi, Shahrom! No, don't light your hair on fire, we discussed this! Oh, geez..."
"Uh, thank you, I have no idea what the heck I am doing here because I dance like a bear, although I do enjoy myself enormously. I would like to thank Steven Spielberg for taking such appalling risks in casting me as Leia in Star Wars: The Musical, and my good friend Shahrom Coz for writing the score. That's him, way in the back. Wave hi, Shahrom! No, don't light your hair on fire, we discussed this! Oh, geez..."
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Best Supporting Actor
"Thanks again. I can't believe I've won 5 Oscars in one night. I think this one however is by far the most literal as I spent my character's entire screen time holding up the main protagonist with my spine. It was quite difficult at times but I have to thank the FX department for making it look unbearable."
"Thanks again. I can't believe I've won 5 Oscars in one night. I think this one however is by far the most literal as I spent my character's entire screen time holding up the main protagonist with my spine. It was quite difficult at times but I have to thank the FX department for making it look unbearable."
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Right? And we had to have that drinking game in there, too.DoctorGamgee wrote:Best Actor on the Cutting-room Floor.
Tom Bombadill couldn't be here this evening to accept his award, but would like to thank the editor for finding enough time to squeeze a trip to Osgiliath into the 726 minutes of the film.
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Award: Christian Satire
"Her dress is vivid red and deep shimmering orange.
Well, the fabric is like flames, but the style doesn't have the usual hotness we expect here at the Oscars.
Nope folks, this is basically Katniss Everdeen meets Disney Princess. (laughter)
I think there's a few anachronistic details yanked from something you might see at an SCA convention thrown in for good measure.
Let's talk about her hair...
<wah, wah wah wah wah, fade into voices like the teacher talking in Charlie Brown>"
I would like to apologize first to my family, then to my church.
You gave me tons of love and support, and this is what I did with it.
I would like to apologize to every Bible Study I've been a part of, to my pastor.
In fact, I'd like to apologize to every teacher I've ever had - teachers both of things sacred and of things *scare quotes fingers*"secular."*end of scare quotes*
I was so blessed by you all - by some of you in huge ways, and this is what I've done with it.
I'd like to apologize to everyone who's taken time to pray with me, FOR ME, encourage me, let me bounce ideas off them, or help me clean my house when it's gotten really bad.
All that energy from delighting in God because of the good things you've given me - well, this is the stream it's gotten diverted into.
As far as thanking people - thanks to vraith - uhh, that's vraith of the online forum KevinsWatch for starting the Bad Writing Contest, which really gave me my start writing things that are bad.
Thanks to everyone else who's rocked that contest with hilarious contributions! You guys keep it rollin'.
Thanks to Sorus - she's also from the internet - my writing buddy in trying to write Things That Are Not Bad.
Lastly, I am thankful for Flannery O'Connor, C.S. Lewis, and deer of the dawn - oh, she's from the internet, too - for leading the way in showing you can do Christian writing AND be hysterical.
Also thankful to Eve Tushnet for her Christian satire, and for letting the world know it's okay to be, in her words, "a poster child for a poster nobody wants on their wall."
Now for the part everyone expects, where I remember to thank the Lord Jesus for being my savior, and say He is the BEST EVER.
Except hasn't that become a cliche?
Everyone's heard that before!
So instead, this, which is more beautiful, and - strangely - less well-known:
"...the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we have seen his glory, glory as of the only Son from the Father, full of grace and truth. (John bore witness about him, and cried out, *yells*"This was he of whom I said, 'He who comes after me ranks before me, because he was before me.' "*end of yell*) For from his fullness we have all received, grace upon grace."
Halleluiah.
Come Lord Jesus!
Please make my work useless, because when You are here, we won't need catharsis anymore!
*bursts out in tears*
"Her dress is vivid red and deep shimmering orange.
Well, the fabric is like flames, but the style doesn't have the usual hotness we expect here at the Oscars.
Nope folks, this is basically Katniss Everdeen meets Disney Princess. (laughter)
I think there's a few anachronistic details yanked from something you might see at an SCA convention thrown in for good measure.
Let's talk about her hair...
<wah, wah wah wah wah, fade into voices like the teacher talking in Charlie Brown>"
I would like to apologize first to my family, then to my church.
You gave me tons of love and support, and this is what I did with it.
I would like to apologize to every Bible Study I've been a part of, to my pastor.
In fact, I'd like to apologize to every teacher I've ever had - teachers both of things sacred and of things *scare quotes fingers*"secular."*end of scare quotes*
I was so blessed by you all - by some of you in huge ways, and this is what I've done with it.
I'd like to apologize to everyone who's taken time to pray with me, FOR ME, encourage me, let me bounce ideas off them, or help me clean my house when it's gotten really bad.
All that energy from delighting in God because of the good things you've given me - well, this is the stream it's gotten diverted into.
As far as thanking people - thanks to vraith - uhh, that's vraith of the online forum KevinsWatch for starting the Bad Writing Contest, which really gave me my start writing things that are bad.
Thanks to everyone else who's rocked that contest with hilarious contributions! You guys keep it rollin'.
Thanks to Sorus - she's also from the internet - my writing buddy in trying to write Things That Are Not Bad.
Lastly, I am thankful for Flannery O'Connor, C.S. Lewis, and deer of the dawn - oh, she's from the internet, too - for leading the way in showing you can do Christian writing AND be hysterical.
Also thankful to Eve Tushnet for her Christian satire, and for letting the world know it's okay to be, in her words, "a poster child for a poster nobody wants on their wall."
Now for the part everyone expects, where I remember to thank the Lord Jesus for being my savior, and say He is the BEST EVER.
Except hasn't that become a cliche?
Everyone's heard that before!
So instead, this, which is more beautiful, and - strangely - less well-known:
"...the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we have seen his glory, glory as of the only Son from the Father, full of grace and truth. (John bore witness about him, and cried out, *yells*"This was he of whom I said, 'He who comes after me ranks before me, because he was before me.' "*end of yell*) For from his fullness we have all received, grace upon grace."
Halleluiah.
Come Lord Jesus!
Please make my work useless, because when You are here, we won't need catharsis anymore!
*bursts out in tears*
BTW, this was awesome!JIkj fjds j wrote:Award: Catering
I want to thank my Mum for showing me as kid how to do a good fry up, like egg'n'chips, egg'n'chips with beans, egg'n'chips with peas, or just plain ol chips'n'ketchup - with, or without, tea'n'bread. My Dad for showing me as
and tomato, cheese burger and bacon, bacon'n'eggs, bacon egg'n'chips, bacon egg'n'chips with beans, bacon egg'n'chips with peas, bacon on plain bread or baps, with or without, tea. A
me the finer points of pizza egg'n'chips, pizza egg'n'chips with beans, pizza egg'n'chips with peas, pizza egg'n'chips and egg'n'chips with bacon, tea and bread and butter.
Who would thought, eh. Thanks
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OMG! That was awesome!Linna Heartlistener wrote:Award: Christian Satire
"Her dress is vivid red and deep shimmering orange.
Well, the fabric is like flames, but the style doesn't have the usual hotness we expect here at the Oscars.
Nope folks, this is basically Katniss Everdeen meets Disney Princess. (laughter)
I think there's a few anachronistic details yanked from something you might see at an SCA convention thrown in for good measure.
Let's talk about her hair...
<wah, wah wah wah wah, fade into voices like the teacher talking in Charlie Brown>"
I would like to apologize first to my family, then to my church.
You gave me tons of love and support, and this is what I did with it.
I would like to apologize to every Bible Study I've been a part of, to my pastor.
In fact, I'd like to apologize to every teacher I've ever had - teachers both of things sacred and of things *scare quotes fingers*"secular."*end of scare quotes*
I was so blessed by you all - by some of you in huge ways, and this is what I've done with it.
I'd like to apologize to everyone who's taken time to pray with me, FOR ME, encourage me, let me bounce ideas off them, or help me clean my house when it's gotten really bad.
All that energy from delighting in God because of the good things you've given me - well, this is the stream it's gotten diverted into.
As far as thanking people - thanks to vraith - uhh, that's vraith of the online forum KevinsWatch for starting the Bad Writing Contest, which really gave me my start writing things that are bad.
Thanks to everyone else who's rocked that contest with hilarious contributions! You guys keep it rollin'.
Thanks to Sorus - she's also from the internet - my writing buddy in trying to write Things That Are Not Bad.
Lastly, I am thankful for Flannery O'Connor, C.S. Lewis, and deer of the dawn - oh, she's from the internet, too - for leading the way in showing you can do Christian writing AND be hysterical.
Also thankful to Eve Tushnet for her Christian satire, and for letting the world know it's okay to be, in her words, "a poster child for a poster nobody wants on their wall."
Now for the part everyone expects, where I remember to thank the Lord Jesus for being my savior, and say He is the BEST EVER.
Except hasn't that become a cliche?
Everyone's heard that before!
So instead, this, which is more beautiful, and - strangely - less well-known:
"...the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we have seen his glory, glory as of the only Son from the Father, full of grace and truth. (John bore witness about him, and cried out, *yells*"This was he of whom I said, 'He who comes after me ranks before me, because he was before me.' "*end of yell*) For from his fullness we have all received, grace upon grace."
Halleluiah.
Come Lord Jesus!
Please make my work useless, because when You are here, we won't need catharsis anymore!
*bursts out in tears*
I can't follow that. At least not for a while.
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Award for Best sound effect in a documentary or non-fiction short film
"I knew the moment I began recording myself chewing ice that I'd captured something that would definitely enhance the enjoyment of a film. I didn't however know it would be used for a documentary about Ice Chewers. That was just a happy accident. I'd like to thank frozen water for without it none of this would be possible. I also like to thank...what? No YOU shut up!"
"I knew the moment I began recording myself chewing ice that I'd captured something that would definitely enhance the enjoyment of a film. I didn't however know it would be used for a documentary about Ice Chewers. That was just a happy accident. I'd like to thank frozen water for without it none of this would be possible. I also like to thank...what? No YOU shut up!"
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
"There is tic and toc in atomic" - Neil Peart