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Oreo cookies. Nuff said.
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Returned school books to library.
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Somebody jumped over "Q" that's why!!!
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The dog I pawned ate it, which is why I pawned.
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Under threat of violence I was forced to give my homework to a larger, far more physically aggressive classmate that though an imposing figure is not gifted with enough intelligence to remove my name from the top of the assignment before turning it in. Upon close inspection I believe you will ultimately decide to apply said home work to me and properly chastise my esteemed colleague.
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Vulcan mind meld made me think I was doing my homework, when in fact I was doing Spock's homework.
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What homework? Oh right, my concussion.
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Xylophone practice went longer than I expected.
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you never gave us homework, I swear!
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Very funny.
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Whaaaaaaaaaat?
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Xboxophobia
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You gave me homework. The gift was lovely; I could not bear to deface it with crudely written answers.
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Zone Implants made me do things I'm not proud of but mostly not doing my homework.
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All in all, homework is just a brick in the wall.
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Because I am old enough to be a teacher and I don't have to do homework any more.
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Caught a bad case of apathy.
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Downpour soaked my clothes and wet underwear is riding up my butt so I'm going home. (Sent to me via text yesterday).
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Every time I tried to start working on it I was overcome with chronic indifference.
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