ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:53 pm

No one I know thought this was a good idea in the first place

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:19 am

Optimus Prime told me to.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:23 pm

People think you may be a sociopath which makes you slightly less attractive to me.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:04 am

Quinn the Eskimo told me to.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:01 pm

Repulsive you are.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:32 pm

Sorry, I only date green chicks.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:29 pm

The only reason I agreed to go out with you in the first place was because you were the only female in the comic book store but once I got out into the real world it turns out there are millions of girls so...you know...

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:29 am

Uppity bitches aren't my bag.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:20 pm

Variables discovered within the equation prompted me to calculate the odds of a successful first date and I discovered that a predicted outcome of epic failure was a 97% certainty.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:48 am

Why would I date someone with such low standards that she would settle for me?

..........wait, that didn't come out right.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:16 pm

X-Men fans can't date. Its a rule. Sorry about that.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Nov 17, 2016 1:34 am

You stink. Like cabbage boiled in shit, sauteed in rotten eggs. It's disgusting.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:33 pm

Zebras aren't supposed to date. Its unnatural. I don't know why I asked you out in the first place.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:25 am

After carefully weighing my options, I decided to purchase an inflatable doll.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:26 pm

Because of your face.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:09 am

Celibacy is preferable to dating you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:21 am

Don't you think people would stare at us if they saw us together? I mean the people from your planet of course.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 4:43 am

Eveready? when you said you were a bunny, I thought you were a Playboy bunny!

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 2:56 pm

For the last time I never asked you for a date.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 12:08 am

Get real, girl; I'm way too sexy for you.

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