ABC Classic one-liners

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 1:32 am

All your base are belong to us.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 2:49 am

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 5:47 pm

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 12:20 pm

Don't touch me!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:37 pm

Every married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:38 pm

From what ocean did you spawn?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:30 pm

Great googoogly-moogly!

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:13 pm

Holy crap! Are you for real?

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:11 am

I don't even want to know.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Dec 22, 2016 12:00 pm

What planet are you from?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 2:33 pm

Jesus, Tom, didn't you learn the alphabet?

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:56 pm

Kind of lost track there didn't I?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:12 am

Life is like a box of chocolates.

Post by **Akasri** » Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:31 am

Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Jan 04, 2017 3:35 pm

No one move. It can't see us if you stay perfectly still.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 7:52 am

Only takes one person to share one story to make an impact on one listener who takes one second to make one decision to move one step toward one incredible life.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jul 09, 2023 10:32 pm

Please help us mister, we haven't anyone else...

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