ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 12:31 am

Believe it or not, the Space Academy is transferring me to Saturn.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:44 pm

Cripes! Are we still on this? Okay for the last time...I hate your politics. That's why.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:56 am

Dallas is playing the Bucs.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 5:44 pm

Everyone thinks its a mistake but especially me and my sense of smell.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 3:05 am

Face it; Olivia Wilde you are not.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 12:54 pm

Gotta leave for Mars in the morning.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 2:35 am

Hairy armpits might be a turn on for some guys, but I'm not one of them.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 3:53 pm

In case you hadn't heard I am no longer dating mutants.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 2:54 am

Jury found me guilty.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:10 pm

Keep thinking that I ever asked you out in the first place. That would've been the day. Right? Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 2:50 pm

Look in the mirror.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 4:10 pm

Mostly because you have changed radically since I asked you out. I mean you've grown 3 feet taller, your face has changed so much you mother wouldn't recognize you and stink like a sea otter's breath. Come to think of it you may not be the same person at all. Oops.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:05 pm

No dating me until you've lost all your baby teeth, darlin'

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:06 pm

Obviously I was drunk when I asked you. I'm not now.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Jan 01, 2017 4:29 am

"Paul" isn't the name of a person I'd want to date.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Jan 04, 2017 3:23 pm

Quit telling people I asked you out. Are you insane or just evil?

Post by **rdhopeca** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:51 am

Right now, your sister called.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:18 pm

Somebody told me you were a dude. Nuff said.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:22 pm

The problem is I don't know you, or how you got my phone number.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:07 pm

Under normal circumstances I'd keep our date but I just learned that the Earth was nearly hit by a skyscraper sized asteroid. I took that as a sign that this wasn't a good idea. Have a nice life.

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