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since all the boys are after jenn, how bout me and you wander off?
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"I'm an electrician and I need to check your shorts."
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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you tired yet? cause you've been running around my mind all night long.
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My friend thinks you are gay and I say you're not.
Let's go out to prove him wrong.
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hey baby - check out my very large post amount.
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Would you like to be in my film?
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Your beauty corresponds perfectly with the size of your ass my dear.
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If you show me your thing, I'll show you my thing.
Then we'll see if one thing leads to another.
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I know a great way to get revenge on your ex.
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tes yeux sont comme faisselle
tes levres sont comme morbier
ton nez est comme pelardon
ah magnifique ... tu me conduis des crackers
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I want to put my thingy in your thingy.
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Would you like a cigarette?
Would you like a light?
Would you like to sit on face?
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I'm the least pathetic guy here that's actually paying attention to you.
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Oh Ive broken a heel, can you hold my drink 🍸
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It seems like my wing man Jerry missed your hotness or you would know all about me by now.
Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you have every right to ignore it.
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Dude, I'm like right here.
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So is that Uranus I can see?
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Hey I'm a Green Bay Packer fan want to go see my Ford 150? <<literally a cheesy pickup line :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well....I thought it was funny :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Don't be chary of my pallid chiaroscuro....I'd totally break the Arch of Time for you, because I wanna be your croyel.
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"Hey. Wanna piece of cheese?"
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