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Quark's bar on Deep Space Nine has divine happy hour specials lately.
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Reunion at his high school.
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"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" is more fun to watch on His starship's bridge screen. :luke: 8O
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To create gravity waves.
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Universe expansion requires starship tractor beams!
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+JMJ+

Vroom, vroom, vroom!!!
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When I'm driving in my car
And the man comes on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to drive my imagination

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xylopolist at an interplanetary level.
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ZOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yellow alert responses allow Him time to travel in style!


deer of the dawn wrote:ZOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
...And THAT'S when He needs to respond to red alerts!
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All he needs from it is the anti-matter it contains. Its quite tasty. Like squeezing the juice from an orange he will take what he wants and discard the empty hull in the space dumpster.
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Bed and breakfasts for God's guests need to be portable :thumbsup:
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Calling the entity we are referring to God is a stretch but in any case he wants to turn it into an espresso machine. No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker. Is it a water heater?
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Deities like God do not need starships to travel the galaxy....But if you ARE going to travel the galaxy, why not do it in style?
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Evangelicals' silent fears* that He no longer has power will be assuaged?

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* satirize your own tribe, she says; satirize yer own tribe.
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For no other reason than he chooses to.
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Got to compete with Q somehow.

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Has no intention of actually traveling in said Star Ship. Just wants it for his man-cave.
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It makes him feel like a kid again.
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Just has a need. A need for speed.
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