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Various reasons actually, but the main one is you're a hideous freak.
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
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I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Why on Earth would you believe I would go out with you in the first place?
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Xenophobic, and you look vaguely foreign.
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You don't like Mallorys? DEAL-BREAKER!!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
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Zealous zither zeitgeist zapping Zambian zeppelins.
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Another anxiety attack.
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Because I am moving to Mars and I don't like long distance relationships.
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Couldn't decide what color of underwear to wear.
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Don't make me say it out loud. It would be embarrassing for both of us.
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Ever been on a date and wished you were with someone else? About that...

Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
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Forgot that I had something better to do. What? No, I don't remember what it was. I said I FORGOT! Wait, now I remember.
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Gums were bleeding.
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Halitosis; you have it, and I can't stand it.
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
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It's not you, it's... No. Nevermind. It's totally you.

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Just because you think I asked you out doesn't me I actually did. Think about it.
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Kicked my toe on the coffee table and had to go get X-rays.
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Linden Avery became available so...
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Mom said I could do better.

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No way could I have asked you out...unless I was crap-faced drunk. Yeah that must be it. Sorry about that.
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Obviously it would never work - you didn't even remember our one-week anniversary.

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