abc's - why did the chicken cross the road

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:13 pm

"Bwok, bwok, bwok, cluck, bwok, bwok, cluck, bwok, bwok, bwok." -The Chicken's own testimony regarding his reasons for crossing.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:48 pm

Choosing between starvation on the safe side of the road and crossing the treacherous highway to a corn field the chicken made the only selection possible.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:04 am

"Duck Crossing" sign seemed like a sufficient safety measure.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:01 pm

Everyone knows why.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:32 am

Feather-brained, that's why!

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:17 pm

Got to get to the bank before 5 pm.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:33 am

Hatched yesterday, or at least he acts that way

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:16 pm

Ignorant of traffic patterns and the threats that moving automobiles pose to moronic fowl.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:11 am

Just ask the chicken, dammit!

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:13 am

Kentucky-fried out of its mind, the chicken couldn't consider a more rational course of action.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:22 pm

Look, it's really simple. The chicken knows, and he's right there, across the street. GO ASK HIM.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:58 am

My understanding from the reading some of the previous posts is that the answer lies with asking the chicken why he did what he did, so go do it!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:38 am

Now, if we can only find someone who is fluent in Chickenese...

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:56 pm

Only the chicken knows and cares.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:46 pm

Poultry-geist spooked him and he ran away from his side of the road (what a chicken!

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Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:23 am

Questioning the bird still seems to be the best chance at getting an answer.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:05 am

Reasons are the at the heart of the matter.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:04 pm

Sanders was stalking him.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:14 am

Tried to hail a cab but was ignored because of his obvious chicken-ness.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:58 am

Unnecessary risks give the chicken the adrenaline high he craves.

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