Guess the Next Poster volume two...

[Shuram Gudatetris]

Sorry to interrupt the festivities, Cord Hurn, but StevieG is going to have to wait.

It took me a few hours to get through the 400+ pages of this thread (but I'm all the smarter for it!). I've studied it, I've analyzed it ... and I've come to the conclusion: this is the silliest, goofiest game I've ever ever seen on the internet.

Speaking of silly and goofy, here's a joke!

Q:What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A: Do-you-think-he-Sorus?

[aTOMiC]

Way to go, Shuram. I don't think I would have had the energy, interest and patience to look at every page of this thread before going completely insane.

No DinoSorus here. Just me.

Stevie might be back next.

[StevieG]

An admirable guess Tom, and correct too

Shuram, if you remember which page has all those Dylan quotes and others, maybe Sorus was right - we should have bookmarked it!

Deer, you were involved, which page was it?

[aTOMiC]

Haven't seen Deer around these parts in some time.

But Dinosorus by be by soon.

[StevieG]

Just me!

Sorus is sure to be next though....

[Sorus]

My old GM used to call me Sorus Rex. It stuck when she convinced me to sign up for FB and I didn't want to use my real name. FB didn't end up being my kind of thing, but it did make me feel like a dinosaur, so rawr.

aTOMiC?

[Khaliban]

Maybe we could entice people to appear by offering strange literary references wedded to foul comedy.

[aTOMiC]

I guess since I was the last guess the answer was correct.


Deer?

[Khaliban]

I'm going to guess Stevie, based on prior activity.

[Sorus]

Maybe we could entice people to appear by offering strange literary references wedded to foul comedy.

I just flew in from Ridjeck Thome, and boy are my arms tired.

That's... probably not what was meant by Foul Comedy. And I'm not Stevie.

Move along, nothing to see here.

Cord Hurn?

[Khaliban]

Elohim? You told me you were an Eloher!

Anyone but aTOMic. He hogs the thread.

[aTOMiC]

I continue to hog the thread.


Sorus?

[Sorus]

Wait, I'm not prepared!

Khaliban might have an entry for Comedy Hour of DOOOOOM.

[Khaliban]

BEWARE the DARK COMEDY of the VOID!
Tis fraught with fear, peril and Python references!

Sorus, now that you've had time to prepare, drink coffee and listen to your cat scream in heat. (That'll wake up anyone.)

[aTOMiC]

I gather that means Sorus was the next guess.

Well, Sorus is the next guess.

[Sorus]

No one expects--! Oh, hey. I was expected. Back to the drawing board...

(And for the record, the Chaos Army is spayed. No screaming.)

Now.

No one expects Shuram Gudatetris!

[aTOMiC]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition or aTOMiC.


However I expect StevieG is overdue for a visit.

[Khaliban]

Everyone expects aTOMiC.

And Sorus, this is why you're never ready. You switched off your targeting computer.

I'm going to go with a newbie, just to encourage someone. (Post, newbie, post!!)

[aTOMiC]

I'm going to go with a newbie, just to encourage someone. (Post, newbie, post!!)

I'm afraid your request needs a signal booster to reach outside of the confines of Mallory's.

I expect a non newbie will post next. Probably Sorus.

[StevieG]

You are - almost - correct!

Well, my name starts with an 'S' anyway...

It's about time Deer of the Dawn tread these halls. Go on, Deer - tread these damn halls!