ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:15 pm

Just because you think I asked you out on a date does not mean I actually did.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:37 pm

Karma is a bitch, so people say; but you make her look like a sweetheart.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:56 pm

Like the sands of an hourglass so passes the days of our lives or some such nonsense.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:02 pm

My dog ate our dinner reservations.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:59 pm

Nads hurt.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:13 pm

Only you believe we were going on a date. Not me. I never spoke to you about such a stupid idea.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:36 am

Probation officer ratted me out.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:29 am

"Quick! Run away as fast as you can!"
"As fast as I can?"
"As fast as you can!"

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:16 pm

Rotten Tomatoes rated you at 6.93%. I don't date below a 57.3

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:06 pm

Somebody told me the truth about your...you know...

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:17 am

That thing. No, that thing. No, not that thing, that other thing. No, not that other thing. The other other thing. No! Geez. It's because you just don't understand me.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:54 am

Understand English? I didn't ask you out on a date!

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:06 am

Very tricky, but my name is not "English".

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:18 am

What about "I never asked you out on a date in the first place" don't you understand?

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:39 am

Xanthippe. Look it up.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:06 am

You stink.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 11:12 am

Zenith television manufacturing has contacted me, via time travel of course, and asked that I return to 1972 with them to help prevent the company from being marginalized by being bought by LG Electronics decades later. I have no idea how to help them but I'm going to do my best. This of course means I have to break our date. You understand.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:08 pm

Appalled by my own reflection and don't want to be judged by appearance.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:15 pm

Because I actually have standards.

Post by **Sorus** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:27 pm

Can't we just be friends? Long-distance friends? Maybe you could move to Mars?

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