ABC Ways To Ban dAN

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:21 am

Insinuate he's a null-wave transmitter for repeated violations of alphabetical sequence, forcing him to retaliate with withering insults scathing enough that they get him banned.
(A little convoluted planning, but it just might work!

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Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:25 am

Foment rebellion among his coworkers.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:57 am

Just ban him already

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:53 pm

Knee him in the groin.

Post by **Sorus** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:57 pm

Looks like we may be stuck with him.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:56 am

Maybe he'll off himself?

We can only hope.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:59 am

No, no, no. Someone else needs to do it, or it's not satisfying.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:05 am

Overdose? (or made to look like one)

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 3:12 pm

Prevent the need for banning by influencing dAN to be nice through pier pressure or if that fails air pressure.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:09 am

Quietly point out that it's "peer pressure", unless you're crushing him against the side of a boat.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:24 pm

Remind him that crushing him against the side of a boat was kind of the point

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:50 pm

Shouldn't that be called 'pier pressure'?

Either way, I'm all for it.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:16 am

That's what he said, but failed to clarify the point in the original post.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:38 am

United States legal doctrine suggests that banning dAN is not only unconstitutional but downright mean.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:19 am

Very true, but exceptions are made in the case of terrorists, Canadians and doody heads.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:07 am

What kind of monster would ban dAN in the first place?

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:05 am

Xenophobes. He's obviously a Canadian terrorist.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:12 am

You have to ban yourself, dAN. We want no part of this.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:27 am

Zeus's beard, man, show some backbone!

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:40 am

Any banning will be met with swift vengeance!

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