ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:36 am

Doctor's orders; it seems I'm highly allergic to skanks.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:41 pm

Elephantiasis flaring up again. Not pretty.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:56 am

Forgot I am married. Silly me.

Post by **Sorus** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 1:48 am

Got you confused with someone I actually wanted to date. Oops.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 4:19 pm

Honestly, it's because you're a bitch.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:42 pm

I don't know what the heck you are talking about. I've never seen you before in my life.

Post by **Sorus** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:29 am

Just not ready to settle that low yet.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:55 am

Just won the lottery; now I can buy the girl of my dreams.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:22 am

J-j-j-just can't get over this stutter, the J-j-j-j's j-j-j-just stick in my mouth!

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:18 pm

Knighted by the Queen. She expects me to attend the after party...alone...

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:05 pm

Lord Foul turned me into a newt.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:34 pm

Maybe I did and maybe I didn't.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:21 am

Necrotizing fasciitis. I don't know why, but you remind me of flesh eating bacteria.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:35 am

Only one problem. We're not from the same species. It just wouldn't be right dating a...I don't really know what you are.

Post by **Sorus** » Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:21 am

Prove yourself to me first. Go slay a dragon or something, then maybe I'll consider dating you.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:22 am

Quaker mafia forcing me to run.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:06 am

Right off the bat I don't remember asking you out and second...who are you?

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:09 pm

syphilis

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:30 pm

Tonight's bad for me. I have to...er...

Post by **Sorus** » Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:46 pm

Unfortunate scheduling conflict - out of my many potential choices for a date tonight, you weren't even in the top ten.

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