ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:14 am

vasectomy

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:10 am

What he said.

Post by **Sorus** » Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:20 pm

X-rays show that we aren't compatible. Yeah, I didn't know that was a thing either, but I'm not about to argue with my doctor.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:14 pm

You really don't know how to take no for an answer

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:57 pm

Zodiac killer came forward in time in a lame TV ripoff and is after me.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:18 am

Ask my girlfriend; she'll explain it in a way you'll no doubt understand.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:14 am

Because I don't want to any more which happens from time to time when I change my mind.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:53 am

Cags won't post in the next poster thread, so I'm depressed.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:15 am

Don't make me tell you why. You won't like it and I won't care.

Post by **Sorus** » Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:45 am

Everybody has issues, but it'd take the Dewey Decimal System to properly sort yours.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:31 am

From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake I spit my last breath...at thee...

Post by **Sorus** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 2:20 am

Got better things to do. Oh, did I say that out loud? Oops?

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:37 am

Heart surgery. I really mean it this time.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 11:00 am

I can't go.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:23 am

Just because, you know, stuff.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:32 am

Knowing how the traffic is at this hour I doubt we'd make it to the restaurant in time so lets just try again next year.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Apr 18, 2017 2:25 am

Let's be honest;you'd be better off dating a member of your own species.

Stom- your hoof if you agree.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Apr 18, 2017 5:36 am

My family is in town, and they don't want to meet you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:57 am

No doubt you believe what I said before was sincere invitation to have dinner with me. That's a shame.

Post by **Sorus** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 1:50 am

Opposite day - you're actually the last person I'd want to date.

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