abc's - why did the chicken cross the road

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 11:03 am

Very dumb even for a chicken.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:52 pm

Why should care?

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:20 pm

Xeroxed photos of the event don't tell us much, maybe the original photos are clearer.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 3:28 pm

You will never know the truth. You can't handle it, as it has been stated previously.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:42 am

Zuckerman's Famous Pig was on display across the street.
(All farm animals go NUTS over livestock celebrities!)

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:16 pm

Always follow the money and you'll find your answer.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:22 pm

Big Bird isn't a chicken! (But he was on his way to where the air is sweet.)

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:29 pm

Chickens never discuss their reasons with inferior beings.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:02 pm

Dilly-dallying in the middle of the road didn't seem like a wise alternative.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:48 am

Every chicken does exactly the same thing for exactly the same reason but we'll never know what that reason is.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:56 pm

Fearful of encountering a fork in the road further on, the chicken crossed while it could still think.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Apr 09, 2017 9:20 pm

Gosh darn it, the chicken just clucked up!

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 11:06 am

Has family on the other side of the road.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat May 13, 2017 9:02 pm

I do not know

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat May 13, 2017 9:03 pm

I do not know

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sun May 14, 2017 7:21 pm

Just wanted to. He doesn't need a reason.

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu May 25, 2017 10:00 pm

killing spree

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri May 26, 2017 11:27 am

Lots of reasons, none of which a chicken can communicate to a human.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sun May 28, 2017 5:56 pm

Maybe she just felt other-side-ish.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sun May 28, 2017 10:12 pm

No way to know why a chicken would cross anything.

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