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Spring has officially arrived, which means...
there is only another month or two where we could get serious accumulations of snow. :lol: :lol:

The next time I hear a cell phone ringing in a movie theater I will...
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The next time I hear a cell phone ringing in a movie theater I will force the cell phone owner to perform stupid human tricks with said phone in the theater lobby...while naked.

Going to the zoo is fun because...
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Going to the zoo is fun because when the monkeys begin flinging their.......droppings........you may get the chance to see a classic home video moment.


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If I were accidentally locked in a cage with a baboon, all the nature shows I've watched would flash through my mind, and I'd realize that none of them had dealt with idiots who locked themselves in with baboons.

Clint Eastwood and his buddy Clyde the orangutan were a great pair because...
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Clint Eastwood and his buddy Clyde the orangutan were a great pair because they seemed quite at home with each other in an unnatural way.

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The one true fear I have is that a 500 pound... black pudding would be used a martial arts instrument.

I gather that my hedgehog . . .
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I gather that my hedgehog . . .just cannot be buggered.

When getting out of the bath in public, one should always attempt to reduce...

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When getting out of the bath in public, one should always attempt to reduce... the amount of visible butt cleavage.

I when I feed my goldfish...
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I when I feed my goldfish...like to sacrifice Queen termites on the altar of Molech, detestable god of the Ammonites.

Whoever said you can never have too much of a good thing has obviously never...

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Whoever said you can never have too much of a good thing has obviously never... had warm, freshly baked chocolate chip cookies! :twisted:


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The best practical joke I have ever pulled on someone is go the entire day of 1 April falsely acting as if I was just about to pull the biggest Fool's Day prank, but never actually doing anything, just to foster paranoia.

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Only the truly paranoid can see the truth for what it is.


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If there is one truth in the universe then it would be that there is one truth in the universe, unless there were in fact two.

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My favorite illegal activity is ripping the "Do not remove under penalty of law" stickers off of matresses.


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Unless someone can prove otherwise I choose to believe that matter mixed with antimatter makes Celestial SPAM.

Celestial SPAM would be...
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Celestial SPAM would be... repeated posts by God.

On the 8th day, God said . . .
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On the 8th day, God said I hate mondays.

In the days leading up to the end of the 19th century, a man who had until that moment managed to remain anonymous...
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In the days leading up to the end of the 19th century, a man who had until that moment managed to remain anonymous... fell off his coach and died as he was heading to see the prime minister.

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Turnips are good for . . .kneeling ion when one first meets the newly appointed king.

Meticulousness is all very well but celery...

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variol son wrote:Meticulousness is all very well but celery...
threads snarl.

One crumb is a speck, two crumbs are a picnic, but three crumbs are...
"The universe is made of stories, not atoms." -- Roger Penrose
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