ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 2:39 am

Perhaps we should ask why you keep stalking me.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:39 am

Quiet please. I'm trying to ask someone else out for a date. Yeesh.

Post by **Sorus** » Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:01 am

Really changed my life meeting you - I've decided to take a vow of celibacy.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Apr 26, 2017 11:18 am

Someone will be right with you. Please hold.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Apr 27, 2017 1:12 am

Take your application and proceed to line three. Do not go to line four. That line is for people I like.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Apr 27, 2017 11:10 am

Unless you are exceedingly wealthy I'm not sure we can continue based solely on your appearance.

Post by **Sorus** » Wed May 10, 2017 2:34 am

Vexed that you invited your mum after telling her that I'm 'the one' when we just met last week.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed May 10, 2017 11:09 am

Would you mind telling me where you got the idea we had a date planned? Because I never asked you. Trust me.

Post by **Sorus** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 2:56 am

X was the next letter and I've been working on an absolutely brilliant post for over a month now, but the stress from having to plan a date made me forget what I was going to say. I can't let that happen again, so I will have to stay single.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:25 am

You don't honestly think I would be seen in public with someone that doesn't like Star Trek do you? Begone, hater!

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 7:23 pm

Zebra ate my day planner.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:00 pm

Anything I might have asked you when I was delirious with fever doesn't count as asking you out so...

Post by **Sorus** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 1:33 am

Because you'd get tired of listening to me talk about my cats all night.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:36 am

Can't you read the tea leaves without making me come out and say it?

Post by **Sorus** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:58 am

Don't feel like getting dressed up tonight. Or dressed, for that matter.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:16 am

Every day it seems we go through this. I like human girls, not...whatever you are. Nothing personal. Have a safe trip back to your planet.

Post by **Sorus** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:04 pm

Friday night, and I have plans to spend the evening in a dungeon, surrounded by bears. If that's not your idea of a good time, it's probably not going to work.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 5:37 pm

Call me in 20 years; then I'll be too blind to see what you look like, and too senile to remember.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:35 am

Good news! I don't have to go out with you since I found a human female to date. Isn't that great? Boy! You look pissed. I guess I made the right choice. Yeesh.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:20 pm

Shit, you should be glad I didn't break it over your thick head, SKANK!

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