ABC Flower of Doom reviews

[dANdeLION]

FoD has been out for a few years now, so I thought it would be fun to see what the experts had to say about it!










A msaterpiece...of shit. - Karkus

[aTOMiC]

"Before any entertainment can be gleaned, FOD enforces a kind of chaos of dementia that ensnares the reader with an aggressive choke-hold and then squeezes until all of the air is sucked out of the victim's thrashing and spasmodic brain, causing an acute intellectual blackout."

- Dake Solengraph - Editor of Long Suffering magazine

[dANdeLION]

"Craptastic"- SaturdayAfternoon Post

[aTOMiC]

Don't bother trying to understand what Flower Of Doom is about. The book has no plot, no passion and no purpose.

- Book Reader Blog Antarctica

[dANdeLION]

'Every word is an assault on the senses,; chiefly common sense. It's like watching Titanic, with all the speaking parts removed and replaced by Gilbert Godfry.' - West Chesterton Daily Review

[aTOMiC]

Fantastic!

- Imbecile Book Review

[wayfriend]

"Good God!" -- The New York Compost

[aTOMiC]

Have you ever read the random scriblings of a spastic 4 year old?

- Anderson Media Quarterly

[wayfriend]

"It lacks everything one can imagine a story can lack, and then it surprises you by lacking one or two things more."
-- Fairreads Recommendations

[dANdeLION]

"Jackassery at it's worst' - Whirling Dervish Review

[wayfriend]

"Kevins Watch shall forever be remembered with disgust and loathing for birthing this foul story, which actually sucks past happiness from your soul as you read it."
-- The Whole Wheat Blog

[aTOMiC]

"Like a fool who believes himself a king, FOD is a book filled with words but very little meaning. The writing is inept and riddled with grammatical errors as if it had been edited by a elementary school dropout."

- The Tarantula Press Post Review

[wayfriend]

"Most of the critics that we've contacted refused to review Flower of Doom, because of the rumors that anyone who reads it will kill themselves in one week. But this is simply not true -- no one has lasted more than three days."
-- A Dark and Hungry Critic Arises

[aTOMiC]

"No one I have spoken to has ever heard of the writing duo responsible for Flower of Doom so therefore it is unworthy of my criticism."

- Dan Pigeon author of the award winning Marshall Breakwater

[wayfriend]

"Only someone who has mined the darkest corners of their soul, refined the gleanings with pain, deprivation and despair, and then forged something bright and new in the crucible of compelling purpose could have written this story. Unfortunately, neither of the authors have. Not remotely."
-- Breave the Unjust

[aTOMiC]

"Putting it bluntly, Flower of Doom is shite."

- Tick Johns - Drummer for Fink Ployd

[wayfriend]

"Quite shocking. Like reaching into a box of cookies only to grasp a blood-drenched spleen crawling with cockroaches. Honestly, reading it produces the same reaction."
-- The Lone Reviewer Reads Again

[aTOMiC]

"Referencing the old saying about 1000 monkeys working for 1000 years replicating Shakespeare's works, Flower of Doom reads like 2 monkeys working for two minutes and producing just enough excrement to gleefully fling into the reader's face and laughing."

- The Power of Prose Review and Sandwich Shop

[wayfriend]

'Stick to your garage band, you stinkin' bums!"
-- Angus's Pile

[aTOMiC]

"To date there has never been a book in the history of literature so crammed with utter nonsense."

- Not Piers Anthony