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Flesh-eating zombies are best served with red wine.


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Flesh-eating zombies only like three kinds of cactus, the thornless ones.

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Flesh eating zombies love to climb out of their graves and attack fleshy people in slow motion.

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Fleshy people in slow motion are a favorite mealtime treat of flesh eating zombies.

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Skinny people in fast motion are aerobics instructors.

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Aerobics instructors always seem to turn out to be undercover FEMA agents.

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If you need FEMA to take charge of your community, then you are screwed, unless you are the protagonist in a movie.

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Screwed movie protagonists are generally screwed on a sliding scale dependent on the salary of the actor/actress portraying said protagonist.

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If my job effected millions of people all over the world I would expect that my salary....


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I am brief.

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You are...briefer.

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I was a teenage werewolf.

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The winds of......change.

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Loose lips sink to the bottom of the tank when they finally drop off.


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A stitch in time...was a relative crime in Einstein's mind.

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Travelling at 0.5 past lightspeed feels like travelling at 0.5631 past lightspeed just with green tracers instead of blue.

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If humans can never physically travel faster than light, how come I always end up at work before dawn?

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Workaholics are like Alcoholics except they are far less interesting and far less destructive.

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If I decided to go hungry for days like Covenant I would end up doing grease-vat duty at McDonalds with my tounge.

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If I decided to go hungry for days like Covenant I would end up doing well, until I break down and then take down an entire Chinese buffet.

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