Bad Writing Game--Win Some GOLD!

[DoctorGamgee]

And Deer, yours is just fantastic!!! Puts me in mind of The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer.

Love it!

[Skyweir]

Amazing work all you great writers .. I'm still struggling with the write something in 2 mins challenge .. you guys are all very good

[Shuram Gudatetris]

Boy oh boy oh boy. What a tough decision I must make now, only two weeks late. Sorry about that, btw, I really am. Things got ahead of me, and time flies, and all that.

I have to name...DEER as the winner. Because, she took us on a journey that was just...amazing. I thought it was a cold and distant lover, and then, it turns out to be a cold and DEAD lover! I was just....left so unclean...in such an amazing way.

Linna and Gamgee...hold your heads high. I almost pulled a name out of a hat because I couldn't decide. Linna's was everything I ever wanted, and more, I could so picture an old-fashioned television music concert video while reading. And while Gamgee's first entry...I'll just say I'm too unintelligenter to be pre-familiarized with Go, Lovely Rose, but I thought Go Tumbleweed was solid....it was the Tinder bit that really, really got me rolling.

Great, great stuff guys. Gold, silver, bronze all around, let's shake a bottle and spray some champagne up in here!

[DoctorGamgee]

Congratulations, Deer! Well deserved!

[Sorus]

Congrats, Deer, and good work from all!

[deer of the dawn]

Yay!! Thanks so much. I have to say that Gamgee and Linna both brought brilliance to the table, so the win means a lot. Great entries!!!

Shocked I was just....left so unclean...in such an amazing way.

Just the effect I was going for. (I guess Corrupt a Wish doesn't have exclusive claim on wickedness. )

Sorry it took me so long to respond... I've been great at not paying attention to anything lately. I'll have a new challenge up as soon as I can wrap my mind around it. I'm thinking of a Bad Haiku challenge....

[deer of the dawn]

Ok people, Bad Haiku it is. Seventeen syllables of badness. Go.

[Skyweir]

[DoctorGamgee]

Hokey Pokey is
Turn yourself around, but don't
Very confusing.

or...

Syllables of five
Syllables of seven; let's
Just have each one six.

or...

Tree without a leaf.
Just an empty coat rack grown.
Hang coat in the yard.

(I find haiku hard
Iamb more comfortable
when I write, averse.)

[deer of the dawn]

(I find haiku hard
Iamb more comfortable
when I write, averse.)

I see what you did there.

[samrw3]

#1
See myself inward
Others they see me dim
raise the glow light high

#2
A friendship given
glad hearts are beating so hard
soft warm embraces

#3
Watch haiku posts here
strange or bad we are writing
win deer's dollars now!

[Dread Poet Jethro]

As a haiku fan
And dabbler in that form
I will watch this space

In The Haiku Game
I just wrote badly, using
A Neil Diamond song

[samrw3]

#4
Haiku! I sneeze loud
the tissues offered kindly
softly wipes my nose

#5
Mankind hungers much
after haiku poems here
fill them up poets

#6
The haiku poem
strange pacing brings us poem
that now ends poem

[Skyweir]

Haiku sounds sublime
Haiku leaves the poetry numb
Haiku strangely rocks

In Haiku some win
Deer will pick the favourite
Worst written art form




I may have no clue
But will keep trying my hand
At this strange art form

[Shuram Gudatetris]

Poop stink poop stink fart
Fart stink fart stink fart stink poop
A burp is mouth fart

[DoctorGamgee]

Over purple rain,
This is what it sounds like when
Doves cry, a high coo.

[samrw3]

#7
I must win haiku!
Or I will weep forever!
And rejoice never!

#8
On and on I go
never ending my prattle
but the end is now

#9
Peace very nearby
rejoice to hear that sounding
peace forever more

[DoctorGamgee]

Joe Theismann will win.
No one can forget his play.
Flea-Flicker: Hike! Ew!

[Skyweir]

Hi Koo Hi Koo you,
Irritatingly brilliant,
You cause me to moo

A fat cow may am,
I moo, I moo, at you maam
For high koos my jam

I sing and shout out
My moo, my high koo is true
But no one can hear

[DoctorGamgee]

Here you go, Skyweir:

Eine Kuh, so wie du!